Martin

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[Boba Ball™️ @Boba_Ball_]

Becoming a man is basically realising no one gives a fuck about you

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

[ink @desi0re]

I feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I don’t hate the office, I hate the 2 hours of unpaid travel it costs to get to it every day.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Can we normalize being quiet in the morning? I need at least an hour to defrost.

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

That scene in Pirates of the Caribbean about the horologist is so hilarious even to this day. Peak comedy.

[利弗森🀄 @livers0n]

when u yawn & something pops inside ur ear & suddenly ur hearing quality switches to 8K ultra high definition 😂😂😂

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

A list of seven oxymorons...

1. Pretty ugly
2. Fairly unjust
3. Kind of mean
4. Charm offensive
5. Microsoft Works
6. Government intelligence
7. Fun run

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

The guy who spelled pneumonia pknew pnothing.

[parks @parkersity_9]

home is where u trust the toilet seat

[Martin @___Situation]

Happy birthday to the beautiful @wambuikeemoney 🥰🥳🥂

[lvke @lvkeish]

this is so weird i feel like she hates me but we’re still together it’s such an awful feeling

[Martin @___Situation]

@samiKIP @Am_dexter Weee mbona mnanisahau

[Martin @___Situation]

And a happy birthday to the lovely @wambuikeemoney

[Martin @___Situation]

Klaus Mikaelson

[♡ @sunshinegirlw]

Name an actor/actress who was perfectly cast in a movie or TV show.

[Martin @___Situation]

@wambuikeemoney Thank you ♥️🥰

[Martin @___Situation]

@ZukuAmazing Hello my account 1027367 there’s No connection for 2 days . Please fix the issue.

[Martin @___Situation]

@ZukuAmazing Hello, there’s been no internet since yesterday. Ac 1027367. Please assist