✨Bobo🦋✨

[Pretiosa periculis @GacheriNdumba]

Tumechoka na discourse.

Kama hutaki watoto usizae.

Kama unataka watoto zaa.

Kama unataka na huwezi pata pole na nitakuombea.

Kama hutaki na umepata pole na nitakuombea.

[NeoKibe⚡ @_MwangiNK]

ni kama hatuelewani hussein! 😂😂😂WE WANT YOUR GUY OUT!! hio kiti afadhali ibaki hivo tupee bosco yetu nyumbani, but what we have started this weekend is showing y'all that we want YOU OUT! tutajipanga mkienda🚮

[Michelle Aseka @AsekaMicheleLLB]

I raise you " Mimina"

[Egor @Eddu_G]

This guy conned his church members over 200Million Kenyatta shillings, sold the church and went silent for a while. Now he's vying in Kikuyu. 2022 he used to move around in. G wagon alafu anapea wamama lesos pekee. Don't let DCP wave give you shitty leaders

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

"..watu walimkejeli" 😂😂

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Nobody has ever fit the tourism ministry like najib balala. This guy was born for that job , everytime he talked on national television he looked like he was a tourist too. I remember after the 2008 post election violence he was instrumental in gaining back tourist faith and trust in Kenya .
Same thing with matiangi and the late michuki in the ministry of interior,this guy's fit so well next to police you wouldn't know they were civilians. The only time murkomen fit in was when he was in pokot speaking "against" cattle rustling I was tempted to say he was the rustlers spokesman .
George magoha also looked like a school headmaster may he rip . Meanwhile atwoli looks like he has never worked a day in his life ,he looks like what the son of idi Amin would look like had his father not been exorcised from Uganda.

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

Sheldon cooper said, " I know you think you’re being generous, but the foundation of gift-giving is reciprocity. You haven’t given me a gift, you’ve given me an obligation. The essence of the custom is that I now have to go and purchase a gift of commensurate value and representing the same level of friendship as that represented by the gift you’ve given me. "

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Wewe najua huwezi weka Ruto Kamiti so kura yangu huwezi pata Bois.

[Snarcasm Queen @MoreOrLessAMess]

Your kids will not thank you for this, neither will your husband. You will develop resentment over not being properly appreciated for sacrifices you weren't asked to make and your family will be baffled when you one day explode at them.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

@rigathi Ol Kalou elected Sammy Waweru to serve the people, not to become an extra soldier in anyone’s personal political army.

[Mwenda @MwendaKev]

When Central Kenya decides to vote against you, even the terminally ill will postpone their death just to cast their vote and die the next day.

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Unaongelea mahali wako na tarmac roads, electricity & tapped water. Now tell us about Siaya, which electorate never learns? Charity begin at home bana.

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

"Ruto has never lost an election"....úcio ní úhiki?

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

The Bag wameangusha Hot Grabba by DJ Lyta 🕺🕺🕺

[Jessica 🗽 @itsOnly_Jessica]

There’s no truth that comes out of a man’s mouth except their name.

[Lazy South African @PulseOfGood]

@SesameM The only to guarantee never becoming a single mother, is by never having children.

[Sesame Mosweu @SesameM]

There is absolutely nothing a woman can do to avoid being a single mother, not one.

[oohhhellnoooo🇫🇷 @cyeeeee__]

I dislike people who don't respect other people's time sm, cause I even ask you for the most convenient time for you and you still get late smh

[Ywaya Tajiri @YwayaTajiri]

Hiyo ni poa, ambia huyo msee akitaka kuja show yangu nitampea ticket afurahie live