the dog from marley&me

intimately familiar with tirades

[the dog from marley&me @___stubbs]

Gonna “let’s compare hand sizes” my way into some dick

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Huy Fong's Sriracha hit revenue of $150m+ a year...with no sales team, no trademark and $0 in ad spend.

Its creator is Vietnamese-American David Tran, making the sauce's success a tale of immigrant hustle and a product that literally sells itself.

Here's the story🧵

[Tito’s n Soda. 🇻🇮 @ViSneakerBoy]

MOVING IS TOP 2 WORST ADULT ACTIVITIES AND IT AINT 2.

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

justifying a Taco Bell order at 11:42pm

[nick is happier than ever @betterthanbey]

british vogue always understands the assignment

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

If we can all agree that the Covid vaccine should be free (of course it should), why can't we agree that insulin should also be free? Or mental health care? Or cancer treatment?

Health care should not be run for profit. Period.

[the dog from marley&me @___stubbs]

On a Duolingo vibe lately

[Areej @areej_abuali]

Ramadan is in a week 🕌
A super simple thread for anyone who wants to learn more about it and support their Muslim friends/colleagues who are fasting ⬇️

[yong @spaghetti_2005]

Born too late to be Vine famous born too early to be TikTok famous, born just in time to graduate into a pandemic and not qualify for a stimulus check

[the dog from marley&me @___stubbs]

@izwottowa @jsandy1999 u doin anything rn?

[the dog from marley&me @___stubbs]

it's not over until joe biden says it's over

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

If you don't need a mask because God will protect you then why the f*ck do you need a gun?

[the dog from marley&me @___stubbs]

@mattharmon01 this what u signed up for when u swiped right for me on tinder

[the dog from marley&me @___stubbs]

@mattharmon01 not gonna happen sry bout it chief

[SZA @sza]

Water yourself today !! Whatever that means!! Honored urself the same way u turn up the vibe for others u beautiful and u worth it ❤️ love you

[the dog from marley&me @___stubbs]

on a scale of 1 to white boys during March Madness, how emotional are women really?

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

The Knicks play the Nets tonight.

[the dog from marley&me @___stubbs]

Happy birthday covid <3 we love you

[the dog from marley&me @___stubbs]

tbh can’t believe I still have followers on this thing