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a sim that has no choice

[Dylan @cutieswagusa04]

Knowing nothing does wonders for the nervous system. Don’t check your emails. Don’t ask your mom why any of it happened. Mute him on twitter. Ignore the nutrition label. Have notifications off for everything. Remove your eyes, ears, and nerve endings.

[wale @olawale2_]

I love Haaland too much as a United fan

[B @utdbrxy]

those 2 minutes we thought the ederson deal broke down

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

T, it’s done. Balogun’s red card ain’t gonna be a problem no more

[🈴️ @RegistaCall]

INEOS shot him mid sentence

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Genuinely think Glineos could move for Ward-Prowse and you'd get some United fans defending it saying he's one of the most creative players in Europe. Wake up and admit it. You backed the wrong horse. They are chancers who haven't got a clue and now they're panicing big time

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

I didn’t get any dopamine from the Ornstein Andrey Santos tweet.

[🕸️ @___thabang]

INEOS needs to get nuked bruh

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨💣 | BREAKING:

#MUFC are exploring a deal to sign Andrey Santos from Chelsea.

[@David_Ornstein]

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Paraguay tried playing football for one game, got battered, and decided they’re never to play ethical football again 😭

[Martin VII @Nedao454]

Letting Deschamps have 80% of possession, this is a historical low block masterclass from the Paraguay coach, only topped by Allegri vs Arsenal and Bordalas vs that second division team in Copa del Rey

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[🕸️ @___thabang]

@FrankEra_ @mjcritchley Spin

[🕸️ @___thabang]

@TheFergusonWay The whole board

[𝓡𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓲💋 @ohyessratii]

Wdym avoidant? This person doesn't like you

[🕸️ @___thabang]

@RedMarrow_ 😂😂😂😂 INEOS must be so glad seeing you up their arse this much

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

I just know the recruitment team are rattled & sweating.

Think they approached the window with heavy confidence/arrogance after last summer.

They didn’t expect it to go how it has so far.

[chopped sashimi @chuncmoder]

order a 6th beer and continue to think about how i’ve betrayed and destroyed myself for absolutely fucking nothing

[Marcela Tveitan® 💚 @MarcelaValak]

- Papá, ¿Por qué me llamo Golazo de Cabo Verde al minuto 103?

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[☔️🫧☔️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sp1thfc]

FIFA World Cup 2026 RO32

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Calling it “Cabo Verde” instead of Cape Verde