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now i have a baby

[Am @Aemer_]

“omg why Malaysians are anti immigrant”

Kata Markonahjis berseloroh

[Nostradaus @Fird_4u5]

Jumpa jiran, senyum je.
Jumpa kucing, tanya habis apa nama, awak nak pergi mana, dah makan ke belum 😀

[Abah @chairmanGLC]

Innalillah.. aku sedih baca kat Thread kepala bapak bomoh cakap akan jumpa tengah malam tadi lah, kena sorok jin lah, alam sebalik mata lah. Penuh kesyirikan dan kekhurafatan. Takziah kepada keluar allahyarhamah.

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

Tigers being the real kings of the jungle but never getting the title cause lions have a blonde blow out will never sit right with me smh

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Others crying or missing someone at night
Me at night :

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

you cooked with this one

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

it's always something new with these mfs 😭

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

I believe China

[🇲🇾 @localrkyt]

Nak gurau pun ada batasnya. Ini gurau tak pakai otak dah kira sexual harassment. Goodluck cari kerja baru

[signalwrld @signalwrld]

My friend was freaking out because she thought she might be pregnant, but she was too embarrassed to go buy pregnancy tests herself.

So today I went and bought them for her, four tests. All four came back positive.

I was quietly asking myself how she managed to screw up this badly.

Then she sat there crying on my shoulder and asked,

“How am I supposed to provide for four kids at once?”

At that point, all my questions disappeared, and honestly, I’m not surprised she got pregnant.

[ki 𓍝 | fhui²⁶ @whoisrifkiii]

kelebihan: fast learner
kekurangan: pelupa

[syl ♡ @sylviapuffs]

indonesia lowered the poverty rate by lowering the poverty line btw

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

imagine unmuting and replying "nothing on my end" from here

[Mukul Dekhane @dekhane_mukul]

This photo was taken in 1946.
The guy is Ken Shimizu. He is 35 years old with two children.
Shimizu never runs, sleeps late, eats whatever he wants, even drink beer instead of water. He eats dinner with many kinds of food every night.
What does Shimizu do to get such a body? Shimizu doesn't have any secrets.

Shimizu is the person sitting in the bottom left corner of the photo.

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As for the man standing in the middle, I'm not sure who that is.....

😀😂😀😂😀

[🏴🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 Jihadi Marxist @qedx_]

Marhaen disuruh carpool 4 orang satu kereta

Menteri seorang pakai outrider 3 kereta, 4 motorsikal

[Ana @emmalitos]

I have been boycotting Grab and Jaya Grocer since I found out Chloe Tong is a Zionist. Now it turns out her dad is lobbying the govt to stop us from WFH. I’ve never bought The Edge newspaper but i’ve read them online. Will not be quoting them from now on. Ughh vile family

[Afif | Programmer dad 🇲🇾🤲🏻🇵🇸 @afifsohaili]

Remember Internet Download Manager?

Till today I wonder if it really made downloads faster or it just had better animations to make us feel like the downloads were faster.

[𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 🍋 @nabilfikran10]

Menteri start dulu. Kau kat jalan raya siap ber escort dengan polis sampai 5 orang.

Bazir minyak la gampang!!!

[tokcin @tokcin70]

Kerajaan suruh rakyat jimat minyak.

Seolah-olah LRT masih ada ruang.
Seolah-olah parkir stesen masih kosong.

Hakikatnya?
Rakyat bukan boros.
Sistem memang tak cukup.