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[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

My body is not a temple it is a 2009 toyota corolla that smells like weed

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

AI took my one true joy

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i don’t really care to post pictures of myself because it gives the wrong impression that im a real person

[✮ haddie⁷ and ₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚ aliens ✮ @breesukimakugo]

i wish blue balling killed men fr

[k. @katttydaddy]

i'd light ur cigarette w my cigarette in every lifetime

[fitlit @deathbysalesman]

I was trying to use a straight razor to shave "down there" and ended up cutting my penis clean in half. So I'm going to be, maybe. 15 minutes late,

[lexi @elextra__]

went to dunkin and the drive thru person said “that’ll be 11 million dollars” and i said “oh no!” and she said “i’m just playin it’s $11.99” and man. she got my ass. what a great bit

[monica lock-insky @jaynic0le]

cannot stop thinking about this sculpture I saw today. it feels I know her.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you're saying, and they feel it in their little heart

[miia @miiagarro]

sometimes i just need to sit in the sun about it

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

ME: It's okay for me to be smoking weed because I don't have any kids.

PLUG: Why do you always buckle up in here dude. We're never gonna move nowhere

[cole @juul_survivor]

I don't know I just don't think this is like, right for me. I don't wanna do it. I wanna go home. Like, I can't take the pressure of it

[sara @snugtf]

[unwashed hair voice] i’m unlovable

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

an amazing boyfriend is kinda the equivalent of an average female friendship

[Gabrielle @gabbilicious04]

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

they should make a version of love island except it’s just me in the villa with every guy i’ve ever liked and a Gun

[chase @_chase_____]

my cats and i have a very special bond and that bond is i feed them