Alana Carlin

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Sir Paul McCartney says if you go round his house, please don’t look at what’s happened with his advent calendar.

“It was a moment of weakness,” he lamented

[Geraldine McEvoy @GeraldineMcEvoy]

Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock or is it plastic#twat

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

It’s only right to post this since it’s officially December now 😂

[Alana Carlin @__alanacarlin]

@ODEONCinemas @BrendanSmith14

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

‘Lorraine’ actress Lorraine Kelly says she remains unconvinced by the claim that each bottle of Original Source lemon shower gel contains 10 real lemons.

“Fucking prove it,” she growled

[Alana Carlin @__alanacarlin]

@Sorrowscopes @holliemaefergo soooo

[Alana Carlin @__alanacarlin]

@ODEONCinemas @BrendanSmith14 hmm

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/tZ1eIKV3Hl

[Alana Carlin @__alanacarlin]

Entering your 34th year now @BrendanSmith14 🥳🥳

[Alana Carlin @__alanacarlin]

Happy birthday @BrendanSmith14 from me and ya auntie Janice @bridohingwy

[Alana Carlin @__alanacarlin]

@Sorrowscopes @BrendanSmith14 sounds about right

[Alana Carlin @__alanacarlin]

Went to see the whitney film last night, gets to the end where she’s running said bath and my mum leans over and whispers she’s dies in that 🤣

[Alana Carlin @__alanacarlin]

@UberFacts @nicolehiggins_x walking our way to long life’s missy

[Alana Carlin @__alanacarlin]

@Sorrowscopes @claretuiteX sounds about right

[Alana Carlin @__alanacarlin]

@Sorrowscopes @nicolehiggins_x sounds about right

[Alana Carlin @__alanacarlin]

@Sorrowscopes @BrendanSmith14 sounds about right

[Alana Carlin @__alanacarlin]

@StuartMcP @BrendanSmith14

[Alana Carlin @__alanacarlin]

@NoContextBrits @marsht899