Ash Nelson

[Ash Nelson @__ashbash__]

@NestleUKI any reason why you’re not responding to DMs? Think after trying to poison my kid and having to throw out a bunch of milk you’d at least have the decency to respond.

[Ash Nelson @__ashbash__]

I love that @NestleUKI keep saying that there’s no reported illness from the affected recall batches and all over their Twitter are parents reporting their kids illnesses after drinking them. Just absolute lies.

[Ash Nelson @__ashbash__]

@NestleUKI You can’t submit the form anymore due to website errors and your standard private message answer is an absolute joke. Given it’s entirely your responsibility surely a response isn’t too much to ask.

[mi’jream date @_beeforreal]

“what married life?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 EIIII #LoveIsBlindUK

[Ash Nelson @__ashbash__]

@BarstoolPAT @Delta You’re entitled to a child free life; not a child free world.

[Ash Nelson @__ashbash__]

@RangerBanker73 @TastyJefferson @BowTiedBroke Do you often get “party animals” that follow your “please put the dishwasher on” rules as well…?

[Ash Nelson @__ashbash__]

@MadeNChynna Thanks for posting this. I’ve spent half this season confused cause I thought Ben and Mason were the same guy.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I love this picture from @imageplotter - makes it look like I've joined the police and my partner and I are going door to door making enquiries

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

“What happens when you put 200 unadopted stray kittens that were due to be euthanised in prison”

This is absolutely incredible 👏

[Ash Nelson @__ashbash__]

@OctopusEnergy So you don’t actually deal with complaints anymore? Just send the same email back and forth saying you figured out the problem so that’s it “resolved”.

[Ash Nelson @__ashbash__]

@OctopusEnergy told me last week we were due thousands of pounds back. Only to tell me today (when I asked where it was) that oopsie they were wrong. Weren’t going to tell me or give the refund but this new one is DEFINITELY correct. Even though they said the same last week.

[Ash Nelson @__ashbash__]

@NJSimmondsbooks It’s out on my due date 😂 that feels too coincidental!

[A Complete Sham🎙 @Simply_Shamaria]

Y’all keep saying holidays don’t hit the same. Fam. We are the new adults. WE have to plan things. WE have to cook.

[Ash Nelson @__ashbash__]

Being forced to watch an ad on my ad-free @Channel4 streaming that’s telling me to go ad-free makes me rage.

[Ash Nelson @__ashbash__]

What’s the point in paying for Amazon Prime if you can’t watch movies without ads and their stuff is now being delivered 5 days later. @AmazonUK

[officialhambly she/they @officialhambly]

A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence

[Astoria Lionhardt | REBRAND! 👑🦁 @Maowsers]

⚠️DO NOT BUY THIS LITTER BOX⚠️

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This automatic litter box is KILLING cats. I want to share this around because a lot of people are buying it and a lot of cat owners are unfortunately falling victim to this. The litter box in the picture is an automatic cleaning-

[Ash Nelson @__ashbash__]

This is genuinely one of the purest videos of joy I’ve ever seen.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

People often contact me before visiting London in the hope that they can see me in person - very happy that these fans from the States were successful
https://t.co/CChejtc1BI

[Ash Nelson @__ashbash__]

@mbna any chance of getting some help? I’ve been waiting on two letters from you supposedly sent first class last Thursday that haven’t arrived.