Rah

[Rah @__auntysocial]

All I want for my 25th birthday is a five year IUD

[Brogan @broganpaget]

when u ask ur boyfriend to buy u tampons

[La Pearl @MESSYPEARLL]

The best apology is changed behaviour .

[Rah @__auntysocial]

My friend just texted me and said her seamstress cut her dress too short a few weeks before the wedding and my reaction was OMG WTF SUE! Needless to say it’s for the best that no one’s gunna marry me cause I’d be a real bridezilla

[Slippery Steve @TheAlbinoPython]

Amazing how annoying I can be n yet nobody has had to common decency to cave my skull in with a brick. Truly incredible. Breathtaking, even.

[Rah @__auntysocial]

Hot girl summer really turning into fat bitch fall over here 🤦🏻‍♀️ #fullofexperiences

[Rah @__auntysocial]

@corbsy15 following

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Now I'm getting threatened with "we have access to your iCloud." I'll be honest, I stand by most of my nudes. Frankly I'm way more embarrassed by all the inspirational quotes I've screen grabbed.

[Rah @__auntysocial]

Nothing ruins your self esteem like finding highschool yearbooks

[Rah @__auntysocial]

Twiggs got vegan cheese for their pizza while I was in Alberta, what an excellent time to be alive I tell ya

[La Pearl @MESSYPEARLL]

I am so fucking mad at the world

[Rah @__auntysocial]

Lmao

[Rah @__auntysocial]

WHYYYYYYY DID INSTAGRAM DELETE 50 MILLION MEME PAGES? THIS IS HOW MILLENIALS MAKE IT THROUGH THEIR DAYS

[Rah @__auntysocial]

@TheAlbinoPython You’re hired. I’m tired of cleaning

[Rah @__auntysocial]

I’m not religious, there’s just no one else around

[Rah @__auntysocial]

Just took a shot of apple cider vinegar to see what it’s like/ it’s good for you and as god as my witness that will NEVER happen again. This is coming from someone who starts her nights out with tequila shots 🤢

[Rah @__auntysocial]

@jessTHEmess1992 Yes hit us with that fire please!!!!

[Rah @__auntysocial]

@TheAlbinoPython @sarahndpty Emergency condiment stashes are real, I keep one in my car too 😂 I call it my fat kid first aid ™