"you're right to push back on that, and i do apologize for getting it wrong. goodluck jonathan isn't a candidate in this election. would you like me to collate the results again?"
Se um dia me divorciar (espero que não porque não consigo enganar mais ninguém) vou pedir à minha mulher que leia esta nota validada por mim, se quiser receber metade dos 324 euros que temos na conta:
“Errei ao mandar lavar a loiça um homem da dimensão do Brad Pitt e do Tom Cruise”
For Nigerians in Canada, the UTME is coming closer to home. 🇳🇬🇨🇦
JAMB is working towards establishing a UTME centre in Ottawa, Canada, expected to commence operations in 2027.
The proposed centre will make it easier for eligible Nigerians in Canada and across North America to sit for the UTME without travelling to Nigeria solely for the examination.
It also represents a bigger opportunity to strengthen the connection between Nigerians in the diaspora and Nigerian tertiary education.
More access. Fewer barriers. Closer to home.
#JAMB #UTME2027 #NigeriaInCanada #JAMBUpdates #TheTrustWeHold #ThePeopleWeServe
This is how they produce a large generation of subservient citizens.
Nigerian institutions, both private and government are built to destroy any atom of confidence in the minds of young Nigerians.
If coercion and punishment worked as a way to raise disciplined children, Nigeria would not be one of the most corrupt countries in the world, where citizens routinely ignore basic rules like traffic lights and zebra crossings.
We hold Western approaches to discipline in contempt, yet our people risk life and limb, selling everything they own to get to those same Western societies.
We have failed to build a society rooted in love, respect and human dignity. Our public institutions reek of cruelty. Government officials treat citizens with contempt and disregard. Yet we are always the first to lecture about values, tradition and discipline.
If The ends justify the means.
then this is the Nigeria those means have produced.
I just want to say one last thing before I go back to minding my business.
If Peter Obi had been declared president in 2023, APC and their pigs would have been irritatingly on his neck for every word said, every naira spent, every travel made, every bill signed.
So don't ever think you're doing too much going at this fools and their president, you've not even scratched the surface of what they would have done if Obi or anyone else had been declared president.
The moment a group of Chinese men and women visited Winners’ Chapel and acknowledged to Pastor David Oyedepo that Nigeria’s calling is a nation of revival.