Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭

Professional scientist; He/Him/Caniac; Find me 🟦elsewhere🟦 at bosticane . bs*y . social

[Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭ @__BOST__]

@VanCityPOV @standupmonkey With dignity.

[🏆-ShoresyTakesOnTheCanes @caseyskater]

zero award nominations for staff or players

12 million under cap

no one with massive contracts

16 and 3 in the SCP

WAGON.

[Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭ @__BOST__]

Jarvy passing it to KK got me.

[Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭ @__BOST__]

@next_mom_up @AdamZHerman I thought it was gonna be jesperi kotkeniemi 🥲

[Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭ @__BOST__]

When the opposition starts talking like this, they've already mentally conceded the series.

[lb @Bozzyy_]

@EmptyNettersPod I mean Vegas was controlling fine until Carolina started diving

[Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭ @__BOST__]

@emanningwrites Toronto is up there

[Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭ @__BOST__]

@NHLTegridy @RyanHenkel_ Goofball?

[Erin Manning Writes @emanningwrites]

(On a related note Habs Twitter has now realized that in spite of not playing in the playoffs KK does in fact qualify to get his name on the Cup if the Canes win and it's not going well.)

[Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭ @__BOST__]

@TuckerBlanc I'm tired boss.gif

[Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭ @__BOST__]

He's back

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

According to @NatStatTrick, the @Canes had a 17-1 shot attempt advantage with Jaccob Slavin on the ice against @GoldenKnights Shea Theodore (10:52 TOI at EV)

[Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭ @__BOST__]

6th best player on our team for game 4 and 2nd best defense player behind chatty according to @hockeystatcards

Also led both teams in terms of ice time with 24+ minutes.

[NHL Review @nhl_review]

I don’t think anyone is talking about how bad Jaccob Slavin has been the last couple weeks

[Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭ @__BOST__]

@TuckerBlanc getting reposted on the gram 🤩

[Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭ @__BOST__]

@MSmith1883 @caseyskater https://t.co/26nAtPH8IF

[Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭ @__BOST__]

@MSmith1883 @caseyskater HockeyStatCards says that he was:
Slightly above average in game 4 (0.48)
Really good in game 3 (1.88)
Slightly above average in game 2 (0.22)
Slightly below average in game 1 (-0.07)

He's had about one great game per series. Otherwise statistically invisible.

[Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭ @__BOST__]

@dude_in_nc @caseyskater Aho's hits are softer than usual imo

[Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭ @__BOST__]

My strong suspicion for Aho is broken rib. Possibly something with his shoulder.
He was credited with one hit from game 4. Not sure if this was the same one, but I did see him hit once yesterday, and it lacked violence.
It's not that he's gentle either, maybe it's self protective

[🏆-ShoresyTakesOnTheCanes @caseyskater]

honeslty I wonder what the injury report is gonna be?

[Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭ @__BOST__]

Braindead idea.
The basketball hoop is passive.
Both the goalie and late-game ice, however, are sentient beings with agency.

[World Hockey Report @worldhockeyrpt]

Buzzer beater goals in the NHL should count like the NBA. Just gotta get the puck off your stick by the buzzer.

[Carolina Bosticane🌹🍉☭ @__BOST__]

A magnificent reverse-curse!

Almost every other prediction was true btw.

Ghost & Chatty both got assists but overall defense from our defense pairings was pretty bad. I do think Slavin bounced back.

Ehlers scored, but it was a weird late-game empty netter, meant to be a clear.

[Erin Manning Writes @emanningwrites]

...is snakebit. No goal from him.

Carolina has forgotten how to stop breakaways or defend the slot.

We will not see an Ehlers goal tonight.

Canes will not win this one.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Canes still going with the "give up a breakaway every 30 seconds" strategy, I see

[Caniac Brainiac @AtTheBlueLine]

Best NHL team in the East.
Best AHL team in the West.