CJ

ruthkanda forever

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Massive brawl broke out Friday night at a Chipotle in the Navy Yard area.

[CJ @__ceej___]

Your honor I haven’t done my taxes bc my tax guy kept trying to pocket watch me

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[CJ @__ceej___]

Deplorable choir walked so they could run

[Trumps Nephew @ForgiatoBlow47]

RT IF YOU STAND WITH ICE !!!!

[West Virginia Football @WVUfootball]

WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAINEERS DON’T EVER QUIT 😤

[West Virginia Football @WVUfootball]

🎶 𝐂𝐔𝐄. 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐘. 𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐃𝐒!!!

The Mountaineers win it in overtime!!

[CJ @__ceej___]

finding out the nyt mini crossword is now behind a paywall

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

How much longer will the failing nytimes, with its big losses and massive unfunded liability (and non-existent sources), remain in business?

[CJ @__ceej___]

stock market down but my shore points® up

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Okay, here is the official trailer for the new season of The Rehearsal

[Legos by Jacob @LegosbyJacob]

Mark S.: “Guys we have to stop Lumon!”

The suspiciously Obama-like building:“Uhhh.. let me be Kier…”

[CJ @__ceej___]

Legitimately thought this was a LeBron AI

[Mistral AI @MistralAI]

Introducing the all new Le Chat: your ultimate AI sidekick for life and work! Now live on web and mobile!

[CJ @__ceej___]

On par with ruthkanda forever

[Kylie Jane Kremer @KylieJaneKremer]

After watching @realDonaldTrump work at @McDonalds, I had to have some!

18 year old black male met me at the drive-thru window. I told him how Trump worked at McDonald’s today & I had to get some 🍟

Him: “For real?”

Me: “Yes, in Pennsylvania!”

Him: “Inspiration! That’s why I’m voting for him!”

Me: “Me too!”

Him: “I can’t wait to look it up! It’s on the news?”

Me: “Yep, all over X too! What do you mean by inspiration?”

Him: “He’s just like me & maybe I’ll be President one day! 🤣I am now 18 so I get to vote for him! My whole family is too! Media won’t tell you that because I’m black 😏”

Me: “Love it! Keep working hard & maybe I’ll get to vote for you one day too!”

Him: “MAGA!” 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Order: Big Macs, fries, Diet Coke 🍔🍟

[CJ @__ceej___]

Relax liberals, it’s called dark humor

[brandon* @brndxix]

dude LMFAOOOOOO https://t.co/nqa60FaiYR

[CJ @__ceej___]

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.

[CJ @__ceej___]

can’t stop watching this

[CJ @__ceej___]

Can’t stop thinking about her (the fictional town of Dante’s Peak)

[CJ @__ceej___]

I will be storming the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest like it’s January 6th

[New York Post @nypost]

Joey Chestnut banned from 2024 Nathan’s hot dog eating contest in beef over vegan franks https://t.co/FkoZP2N2b0

[CJ @__ceej___]

Hey Alexa is TikTok spying on me?

[CJ @__ceej___]

More like international women be shopping day amirite

[CJ @__ceej___]

Me telling someone to play my favorite A Flock of Seagulls song

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Hit Iran now. Hit them hard.