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[𝒥anease @jjanease]

Even at 7 I knew this relationship was crazy

[7rq @gloccnim]

i dunno how people work full time and come home to a CHILD. i be feeling like this after the work week

[J.W. Heaumeaux @TVTalkWithJWalk]

Sat at my desk for 6 minutes, did some clicks and thought it would be at least 4pm and it’s not even 9am

[Bridget @realityreacts]

Kelly Clarkson this weekend:

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

Reading in bed with the weed pen resting on the other pillow

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

gave work nothing today, ready to drink

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Ms. Rachel blasts Republican Christian hypocrisy: “Let’s be a more Christian nation and take away SNAP benefits. Let’s be a more Christian nation and put our neighbors and put the strangers in detention centers. Let’s make more and more money and not help others and let’s deny people’s healthcare. But the SNAP thing, that just breaks me. You’re gonna complain about a child having enough food?”

[dudermane @612jack]

1 good coworker is worth a thousand bitches

[joey @joboduj]

i do tums recreationally

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[rose. @_ohwoeisme]

gonna take a break from dating for now & focus on being a bitch

[໊ @bleedingintoyou]

I’m not your bm I won

[𝒁𝒖𝒆. @ivcnaoo]

Me siento terrible, espero q sean los síntomas pre menstruales y no la depresión q me persigue desde los 13

[Michael J @MichaelJCox88]

Instead of scaring the hoes, let’s normalize feeding them. Making sure the hoes have enough to eat. Taking care of the hoes. The hoes would probably really appreciate it

[NIYA 🍞 @niyatrout]

you bm, me no bm 🙂

[A @dieselsuperstr]

I want a husband just so I have someone to yell at and hit when I drink too much

[𝓣. @lilienrein]

your 30s are the new 20s ONLY if you are autistic and beautiful

[skye. @skyecashae]

not having kids is part of my brand.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“fatherless behavior” well no actually my mother has plenty of faults too. stop erasing women