Chef Jaye

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[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

You know when I was younger and my granny would say “Leave before the devil show up” whenever I’d go out somewhere, I used to be like girl what. But boy if that ain’t saved my life and sanity in a many situations

[Joseph Brendan @Joe_brendan_]

People who live in Lagos and Abuja all their lives do not understand Nigeria

I have seen bad governance affect people a lot in real time

Here is an example

If you used to travel by road from Abuja to Calabar or Uyo from 2006 - 2012, you will know that the Gboko-Ogoja route was the best route

And you will know that we used to always stop at Ogoja to eat. And there is this main fuel station we stopped. But there's one station before that main one where the food was better and cheaper

The owner is a couple, the man's name is Joshua. They enjoyed mad traffic and sold out 24/7.

I used to direct buses and customers to his shop anytime I arrive there and he will give me food for free with fresh palm wine

Ogoja was booming with business. The money made there became so huge that they started experiencing robberies of mad intensity. There was money there.

At some point I began nursing a dream of buying land or leasing land there for highway food business.

Guess what happened
Under GEJ, the roads from Bekwara began to go bad, no attention.

Under Buhari the roads died and the worst was now the roads from Ogoja to Ikom. You can stay on the road for days.

Armed Robberies went up. Every night at some point.

Drivers stopped passing there. All the businesses went down. Joshua called me some years back asking me to help him with an opportunity in Abuja

That's bad governance and its effects..

[Chef Jaye @__chefjaye]

ANGEL has saved the summer.
Call me 🎼 on repeat 💯

[Sora 🏳️‍🌈💥 @thejadedangels]

First step to fixing this country is building some proper libraries in every state. Our biggest challenge is the olodo uprising and it’s not getting better if olodos keep rising.

[Chef Jaye @__chefjaye]

An oxymoron of a country

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Nigeria 🇳🇬 has 37 billion barrels of crude oil, making it the 11th largest globally, but has about 100 million people living in 'extreme poverty.'

[Chef Jaye @__chefjaye]

Is xenophobia politics or a crime against humanity and your skin folk?
I for find 2x2 for you aje, idiot

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

South Africa 🇿🇦 team captain Ronwen Williams has urged football fans in Africa and other countries to unite, saying, "Let's leave politics to politicians and play football."

[Chef Jaye @__chefjaye]

Nigeria is Afghan in the making
Make all of us sit down, dey look
Everybody go learn

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

“Bandits usually feed us to be strong. Then they take turns having sex with us everyday. Sometimes they can assign one girl to be pleasing 3 or 4 men daily..

— Kidnapping survivor narrates her experiences in a bandit camp [Hausa]

[Chef Jaye @__chefjaye]

A world certified oloriburuku.
The corpse she won bury, the leg go come outside one day. She will surely reap what she sows.

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

I don’t even care if it’s real or not but I really hope I’m the first person to call ceoluminee a fool.

No contest at all, she’s the biggest fool to ever exist.

[Chef Jaye @__chefjaye]

"who road help?" He is a master strategist. 🤡🤡

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Federal Government disburses less than 5% of N54.93 Trillion road budget over three years — Report

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

the stupidity with south africans is they don’t even take over the business and run it, they just loot it and go back to being poor, retards

[Chef Jaye @__chefjaye]

Presidency

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

What is the punishment for corruption in Nigeria?

[Chef Jaye @__chefjaye]

Why me?
Booty call 😂

[NOTJUSTOK @NOTJUSTOK]

When you hear Mo’Hits, what’s the first song that comes to mind? 🤔

[Chef Jaye @__chefjaye]

I have so much of this plant around the house.
Definitely an home essential 💯

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

Miracle plant (taameawu, abamoda) cures

🌿Epilepsy
🌿Kidney stones
🌿Boils
🌿UTI
🌿Candidiasis
🌿Hypertension
🌿Asthma
🌿Heart burns
🌿Epilepsy
🌿Diabetes
🌿Feet swelling (pitting oedema)

Chew two matured leaves twice daily till symptoms stop. Nature heals.

#BackToEden

[Chef Jaye @__chefjaye]

Ara Ile wa, o gbo nkankan ti e
Morrafucking Igun

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Equatorial Guinea’s Government Steps Down From Office After Failing To Meet Targets

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Your problem is that as an adult you’re still afraid to disappoint your parents and that’s why you’re where you are today

[Dédáyọ̀ Roots @DedayoRoots]

Nigerian women are being diagnosed with PCOS, fibroids, and hormonal disruption at rising rates.

Nobody is connecting it to the dietary shift.

Phytoestrogens (plant compounds that modulate oestrogen receptor activity) were abundant in the traditional Nigerian diet:

- Iru (fermented locust beans) = isoflavones
- Ugwu (fluted pumpkin seed) = phytosterols, oestrogen-modulatory
- African walnut (Asala) = lignans, aromatase inhibition
- Soybeans (native varieties, traditionally prepared) = genistein, daidzein

These compounds did not spike oestrogen.

They modulated it by occupying receptors and blocking excess circulating oestrogen, the driver of fibroids and oestrogen-dominant conditions.

The modern diet replaced them with:
- Xenoestrogens from plastic packaging
- Refined carbohydrates spiking insulin → driving oestrogen dysregulation
- Processed vegetable oils promoting inflammation

Your grandmother's diet was managing your hormones.

Nobody told the generation that switched to processed food what they were losing.

Thread: the complete hormonal pharmacology of the traditional Nigerian diet for women 🧵
(indicate interest in the comments and repost this, if you want me to drop it)

Follow @DedayoRoots if this is the first time you're hearing this.

[𝓖𝓾𝓼 @TheWOLFofUI]

@big_funkssss obatala from shein 😭😭😭

[Chef Jaye @__chefjaye]

@Emeneks 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Nekwe nu manya ooo.
Una dey talk oo

[Chef Jaye @__chefjaye]

@fisayomiiii Aaaahhh pharaoh sef collect 🤣🤣🤣

[Oluwafunke 🌸 @big_funkssss]

@Zynat4 @mheestura Alawotele ewon 😭