Tochi

Cyber Security Analyst || Softeware Development || Python Programmer || Insurance Broker || Writer

[Tochi @__chichi__z]

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[Tochi @__chichi__z]

@ballondor Nice

[Tochi @__chichi__z]

Nevada don finish them with dribbles lol

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

Trending: Opposing white parents called the cops on a 3yo African-American boy for playing too well against their 5yo kids, and got him removed from the football league, in Florida.

The boy, Nevada, was playing in an i9 Sports Youth Soccer League in Winter Park, against children around 3-5 years.

Police arrived and interrupted the match, only for Nevada’s family be summoned over a complaint against the 3yo kid.

They were first escorted off the pitch and then informed a report came in that their son was making it impossible for opposition players to participate.

i.e. he kept possession, dribbled and scored too much against kids even older than him.

As a result, Nevada was removed from the the team, and the league, with his registration fee instantly refunded by the league management.

Follow @TrendingEx for dailies.

[Tochi @__chichi__z]

This people are somehow! Why is he not making bet telling people Tinubu will bring the fuel down or take it back to where he met it or better still bring down the cost of rice per bag.

Very annoying set of people!

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Alaye, they gave your colleagues Prado of N160M each, you are here shouting and doing their dirty job for free. You no even rate yourself.

[SportsDokita (Odogwu ☝️) @Sports_Doctor2]

“I have no reason to steal public money. I have enough to go back home and relax, travel to where I want for the rest of my life. The only thing I can do now that will make meaning to my life is to pull people out of poverty.”

- My Presidential Candidate, Mr Peter Obi

[SportsDokita (Odogwu ☝️) @Sports_Doctor2]

Jose Mourihno catching up with his former player, the legendary No.6, Claude Makelele after defeating Barcelona at the Nou Camp.

Legendary Boss X Legendary Player

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

As Youth leader, you share Prado as campaign mobilization aide under President Peter Obi ke?? 🤣🤣

“If a leader, their spouse, and their immediate family refrain from stealing public funds, it cuts down corruption by roughly 50% to 60%” -• Peter Obi, August, 2025.

[Tochi @__chichi__z]

Bro got married to nonsense... thank God he has moved on from the marriage...

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

What kind of stupid question is this? You're just being a witch

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

What kind of stupid question is this? You're just being a witch

[SportsDokita (Odogwu ☝️) @Sports_Doctor2]

“Don’t let the wins get to your head and don’t let the losses get to your heart. Football is a rollercoaster but when you’re rooted in Christ, it helps us to have something to come to.”

- Joe Willock and Calvin Bassey on the importance of being rooted in Christ.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

The person that text you when they don’t want anything… don’t forget that person.

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

It’s my birthday today. 62 years of God’s abundant blessings and unending grace. Thank you, Lord, for a healthy body, a sound mind, and a blissful soul. To You be all the glory forever and ever.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

About Time!!!

Son of the soil don arrive. Today is for Presido @Zlatan_Ibile

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Everything will be okay with me. I will win eventually. My time will come and my own opportunities will find me…cos only the Almighty grants, the Owner of all life and the Giver of all things.

[Tochi @__chichi__z]

The hardship in the country is truly affecting everyone 😡

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

“Before you eat, before you pay your children school fees, before you reinvest into the business, You must first pay your first fruit because first fruit terminate curses. Your offering will terminate your suffering”
-Alagba Korede Komaiya. https://t.co/rojPiwlmnR

[Small girl 🙈 big God 💪 @TheOnlyKemi]

Since I stopped talking back at my husband when we’re both angry, I’ve enjoyed a level of peace in my marriage I never knew was possible. 😭😂❤️

I realised that arguing back in the heat of the moment only makes things worse and takes us longer to resolve even the smallest issues.

Now, no matter how angry I am, I give him space to cool off. Most times, before I even approach him, he’s already apologising.

Ladies, sometimes, you don’t need to win the argument. You need to let the emotions settle so you can resolve the issue.

This has worked wonders in my marriage.

[Priestly @PriestlyKing111]

This clip is cute 🥹❤️

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

👉 Mourinho

[Greg Nwoko 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 @nwoko_greg62705]

When I first saw this photo from Bar Beach of 1971, that smile confused me.

A man tied to the stake, a British priest beside him, soldiers around, and he is smiling like he is in a family picture. I could not understand it, so I had to enquire more.

What I found out is that it was not happiness. There are reasons people do that, and some of them are medical.

For many of those condemned men, smiling was pride. They knew the whole country was watching. Crying would give the crowd what it wanted. So they chose to smile to die like a man.

Some of it was acceptance. By that day, they had already accepted what was coming. The fear had turned into resignation.

Some of it was the prayer. That man in white is a priest, there to assure him of forgiveness. For a Christian man, that last prayer can bring peace, and peace can look like a smile.

Medically, the body also does strange things at that point. Extreme fear releases adrenaline, which can cause a nervous, wide smile you cannot control. The brain also releases endorphins, its own painkillers, which can make the person feel calm and even euphoric. Doctors call that dissociation, where the mind separates itself from the pain to protect itself.

So that smile I kept staring at was not joy. It was pride, prayer, and the brain protecting itself at the last minute.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Budget released to the ministry of health in 2026 -• N36million

Budget released to the Chief of staff for ‘Ebola’ -• N10bn

Lmaoo! May the lives of everyone supporting this government become the way they are running this country. Amen🙏🏽

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

After all the struggles, educational hustles, degrees, money chase, material wealth acquisition, race towards marriage and children, no one is leaving this earth with a pin. And death can come to anyone at anytime, leaving behind all you stressed yourself out for.