Chloe

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[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

i just called my husband a “don’t mind if i do ass bitch” cause he ate some of my cheese

[Mangodexter @Mangodexter]

i showed this to my mom as a joke and she started breaking down into tears in front of me

[Chloe @__chlobro]

@Wendys bring back the ghost pepper ranch or my bf will unfortunately pay the price

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

Girl whose bachelorette party I was pressured into attending 10 years ago and went into debt for at the time already is on her second marriage celebrating her one year anniversary with the new guy

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I wish it was 7pm Friday 95 degrees

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[Chloe @__chlobro]

K&W closing was truly my final straw

[Chloe @__chlobro]

Rolled over at 3am to tell my bf “you a bitch” in my dead sleep. Gotta keep em humbled, ladies.

[rat cuddle time @RatCuddle22]

yessir Robert big dub🫡🫡🫡 #DWTS

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

if that onion ring i'm picking up

[cae @caegirll]

I want a husband so we can lay in bed and google things together and drink water

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

sorry about all of the correct stuff i said when i was right

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

she’s got kendall locked in a bathroom on an IV drip stealing her life force

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

dunkin iced coffee only tastes bad if you have hate and evil in your heart.

[“paula” @paularambles]

it’s soup szn

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[cyp @cyp_ll]

lost it

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

my mom says she can drop us off at the rapture if your mom can pick us up

[Matt Kramer ⛰ @kramerposts]

It’s not my circus, but… I am a man with a sense of obligation and duty. Very well. I will care for these monkeys. I will raise them as if they were my own.

[percy @ieatu4lunch]

Just let your girlfriend be crazy like who cares bro