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Told a guy at my local shop to buy a @TonysChocoUK_IE but he wasn’t sure; so I bought him one myself and we swapped numbers 😂

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@BartKok4 @BGatesIsaPyscho He’s a jiujitsu black belt coach and competitor 👏

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@RichardDawkins Graham Hancock is going to be furious at this one

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@MarkOrmrod You’re telling me a thief didn’t want your smelly gi? Hard to believe #staph

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I feel the fool for trusting an internet gimp with (a very small amount of) money in a crypto fund but the fact that they went and blocked me after I simply asked what happened after all mention of it is removed from the records… very cringe behaviour. @thedulab - you’re a cunt!

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@frog36390 Hi, are the sleep token tickets still available?

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@WayneTerran Sand and bag

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@ShaoDowMusic I bought a cd off of you in Ipswich over 15 years ago! of course I want to know how you’re finding fatherhood!

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@ClarkeMicah And still they campaign for cancer medicine to be made legal

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@SeiryokuZenyo Think I’m due my blackbelt in talking shit to be fair so I expect these comments

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@SeiryokuZenyo Best part about taking a week off is coming back to “OH HELLO STRANGER” comments

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@HighT_Tips My balls swelled 8x training bjj

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@ENTERSHIKARI @RouReynolds @enterrob @EnterChris @roryclewlow @30CenturyMGMT @SoRecordings @prescriptionpr @SentricMusic @publiccitypruk @CosaNostraPR Sorry you’re not a winner

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Sexy gig in London with @ENTERSHIKARI and thanks for the foot in the ear @RouReynolds you old crowdsurfer

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@OhForFuckSam Ossssssssssssssssssssss 🥋

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Brussels for @ENTERSHIKARI was one of the most polite mosh pits I’ve ever been in

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@chrismwojcik The Shard, as it’s known, is home to a good amount of my cash from one or two nights in their overpriced cocktail bar

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18 years of @PanicAtTheDisco fandom signed off with a farewell show tonight :-(

genuinely shed a tear.

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@realgreatbrit @Adam_Butler So he was born in London?

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3 of the least put together and mentally stable people I’ve ever met are life / personal development coaches. Maybe I’ll become a dietitian.

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Booked and paid for flights that @Ryanair then changed even though my original flights are still there. And now they’re charging me to change them back. What the fuck guys