Crystal

[Crystal @__crystalised]

The snow stopped and we got the most beautiful sunset

[AB @AlannaBennett]

A legend 💔

[Paris @goodyhilton]

I'd love to unclench my jaw someday

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

This still makes me laugh so much 2 years later

[bug girl @buggirl]

happy to say i have freed myself from the shackles of avoidant men and found me a cutie babygirl loverboy and we r basking in thoughtfulness and mutual obsession in case u were wondering

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

can i come over and shed hair everywhere

[Crystal @__crystalised]

Me every episode of Scandal when Olivia screams “I am DONE. WE are DONE” at Fitz and then they fuck on a table and she’s back in

[chance @chanceposts]

me knowing that time is arbitrary but people collectively choosing to believe in a fresh start is a beautiful reflection of the optimism of the human spirit

[Crystal @__crystalised]

I’m 4 seasons into Supernatural and still get Dean and Sam’s names mixed up because of Sam’s actor being Dean in Gilmore Girls. They had to have known this would be a problem when naming these characters

[Crystal @__crystalised]

I mean this in the least corny way possible but truly my favorite place to be is on my couch squished between my boyfriend and my dog

[Crystal @__crystalised]

My boyfriend is sweating bullets in his sleep so I tried to wake him up to ask if he’s okay because his forehead is really sweaty and without even opening his eyes only said “that’s that good sleep”. Like alright bro respect, carry on

[Amy Zimmer @oneamyzimmer]

wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

[Crystal @__crystalised]

Was outside with my dog for about 5 minutes and got 4 mosquito bites, and a mosquito followed me inside and continued to bite me once more before I killed it. Luv summer time :-)

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

melatonin is crazy cause it’s like yea you can get to sleep but you gotta speak to demons once you’re there

[Crystal @__crystalised]

My toxic trait that only hurts me is that I’ll think about having to do laundry all day but I always wait until at least 10 pm to actually do it and then I have to stay up until it’s finished