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please give my freeloading cat a job • super bowl-super browns • she/her

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Don’t forget to put out milk and cookies for Nick Chubb tonight

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@sanandreafault Plz

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@robtswthrayguns 🙃🥺

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So if he wins, there’s zero voter fraud, right?

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Just got off of a six hour plane ride?

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#LetEmKnow

[Todd Lewis @Jenga1115]

As the only person in the world with firsthand knowledge of both situations. I can report with 100% accuracy that @__devbot__ cried more at the Cavs parade than she cried during her own wedding. @Clevohjohn @Edward40hams

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‘PRINTERS’ need a new name because they don’t do that.

[Ricky Smith @Rickonia]

The City of Cleveland is currently mad at the owners of Cleveland Browns while the players of the Cleveland Browns are currently mad at the fans of the Cleveland Browns, who’s currently mad at the owners of the Cleveland Browns, who currently want out of the City of Cleveland…

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Walz's advisors: We need you to stop calling them "weird"

Walz: I'm gonna call them dipshits

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

just fell to my knees

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Wow, holy shit, yeah. Thank you.

[Alexa Williams @alexawilliams7]

Louder, for the people in the back.

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@Lintendo_64 I wouldn’t know where to start

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Did this with a raccoon the other night

[b cunningham @BurdsIVue]

these announcers were way too excited to call that yankees win.

they can at least TRY to hide the bias.

chumps.

[Logan Leduc @Ljleduc1999]

David Fry x Creed

@CleGuardians @PulseCleveland

Oh, and big shoutout Big Christmas! #RallyTogether

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Me liking every tweet about @CleGuardians

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@Jenga1115 Eat it up. Go guards.

[Rep. Ashley Aune @Ashley4MO]

I guess the whole "shut up and play" thing doesn't apply to white christian nationalists...

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@Jenga1115 Keep talkin shit, it seems to help

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

The champagne of beers.

Thank you for having me, @colbertlateshow!