Diana

Happiness isn't happiness without a violin playing goat.

[Gina @GinaSark_]

ok listen @Andy @BravoTV I’m gonna need all of the Vanderpump reunion tape on peacock or something. You don’t have to edit it, I’ll watch EVERY STITCH of footage I don’t even care. #PumpRules #PumpRulesReunion

[Tamra Judge @TamraJudgeOC]

If I text “😡🗣” it means…

[BrokeAssStuart @BrokeAssStuart]

It trips me out that Americans are willing to pay taxes to send people to prison but not to send people to college or have health care.

[Yahari🌎 @Y_Reyes22]

i will restart the entire song if u talk over it idc

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

these are the two wolves living inside me

[MORALLY FLEXIBLE @EchoXray4]

I swear to god there was not this many emo people when I was getting made fun of in middle and high school 🤣🤣🤣

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

NEW: Convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell will no longer fight to keep the names of eight “John Does” secret and will leave it to the court to decide whether the names should be unsealed.

Who else wants these men brought to justice — no matter WHO they are? ✋

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Days of paid leave offered to new moms:

🇮🇪: 182
🇮🇹: 152
🇨🇦: 119
🇫🇷: 112
🇯🇵: 98
🇸🇪: 90
🇲🇽: 84
🇺🇸: 0

Absurd. The time is now to finally guarantee paid family and medical leave in this country.

[Bless your heart ✌🏾 @Juliansaidwhat]

I want what they have

[Ashish K. Jha @ashishkjha]

There is a viral disease

Where most infections are mild, asymptomatic

With a very low fatality rate

And large age gradient: kids are even lower risk than adults

And less than 1% of kids have any serious complications at all

Yup

Polio

And we vaccinate against it

[Diana @__diaannaaaa]

@reelSNOB 😹😹

[Diana @__diaannaaaa]

@fivestarsforme Do it!

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Ya know, I was skeptical about the COVID vaccine at first. So I did my own research.

I called my mom and said “Hey, mom, did I go to med school?”

She said “No.”

I said “Thanks for helping with my research.” and called an actual doctor.

[mecca ;) @spinbackmecca]

i be ignoring my friends texts & call then slide up on their stories likes “😻😻😻😻😻” bc yeah you look cute but i don’t wanna talk lmao

[Diana @__diaannaaaa]

@reelSNOB I loved that movie! So good!!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jordan Klepper vs. anti-mask parents at a North Carolina school board meeting

[megan @chismosavirus]

starting at a new job will have u shy about the littlest shit... i just remembered when i first started at my work and i was too embarrassed to fill up my hydroflask all the way