Dozman

MD || Research || Technical Writer || Budding Data Analyst

[Dozman @__dozman]

On March 3, 2024, the hardcopy of the Medikka Journal 2024. Today, I'm proud to announce that it has been launched online.

The theme of the journal was focused on plastic surgery, and especially the actual nature of practice in Nigeria.

https://t.co/rzo6EjHuE6

[16 @Josh__IK]

RCCG fighting for their right to not call out this demonic administration for bad governance.

We are living in crazy times 😂😂😂

Going to that church is a choice sha

[BT @vanboyosky]

The moment you think your pastor is beyond questioning, I don’t bother with you again.

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

Approaching me knowing you don’t give men money is wild.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐛, 𝐌𝐃. @IamFahbulous]

Happy to have delivered the valedictory speech as the class rep of the 32ND set of the Obafemi Awolowo College of Health Sciences Graduating Medical Doctors, yesterday Tuesday the 2nd, 2026.

Easily my biggest stage, yet. I used to pray for times like this 🥹😊

[Dozman @__dozman]

On some days, I wish I studied dentistry instead of medicine because of this very reason.

[Nelson Mogaka @NelsonMogaka_]

Dentists really figured it out. Decent working hours, fewer night calls and still earning well. Meanwhile other doctors are rotating through wards like it’s a relay race with no finish line.

[Dozman @__dozman]

Bro. I’ve seen things. Lmaoo

[Dr. E @chokolat_mama]

Whenever I’m bored, I just go and scroll through those WhatsApp locum groups.
I’ve seen another haram job this night again. 😂😂

[𝕀𝕋𝔸ℂℍ𝕀 𝕌ℂℍ𝕀ℍ𝔸 ⚛ @joshibza]

Hospital management, Heads of Departments (HODs) in public hospitals should understand that annual leave is six weeks, which amounts to 30 working days excluding public holidays, and every doctor is entitled to it.

The resilience and sacrifice of Nigerian doctors should not be used as a reason to deny anyone their leave or to split their leave merely for the convenience of the hospital or the public. That is absolutely not the doctor's responsibility.

The emotional blackmail about "what will happen to the department" needs to stop. If a department cannot function because one doctor is on their entitled leave, then that reflects a staffing problem, not the doctor's problem.

Hospitals should either employ enough staff to ensure adequate coverage or make alternative arrangements. Doctors should not be expected to forfeit their rights because of administrative shortcomings. If a service is disrupted due to inadequate staffing, responsibility lies with management, not with the doctor exercising their legitimate entitlement to annual leave.

[Eng.Kogi🔨 @John63681549]

Mother comes to rescue her arsenal fan husband from her irritating sons😆😆.

[Green🍏 @poetclem]

We need a cult of younger medical doctors and health workers dedicated to treating the fcuk up of toxic elder colleagues. Hit them with massive lawsuits, name and shame campaigns etc

[Dozman @__dozman]

@joshibza @CTurnerFCDO @ThatCruiseMedic @rocksinogen It doesn’t even have to be about religion. A lot of our colleagues will respond that way, sadly.

[𝕀𝕋𝔸ℂℍ𝕀 𝕌ℂℍ𝕀ℍ𝔸 ⚛ @joshibza]

@CTurnerFCDO @ThatCruiseMedic @__dozman @rocksinogen

It seems this doctor must be Deeper life brethren to be receiving multiple slaps. It's seriously funny!!

[Dozman @__dozman]

Huh. Huh

[Tai Keid @TaiKeid]

@NoahTopper This is bs. More accurate would be 1.01x365=368.65 and 0.99*365=361.35

This is just pseudo motivation that doesn't help and instead will burn you out. You need discipline over marathon, you can't sprint every day.

[Dozman @__dozman]

You dull gan. Lmao.

[Murse Danie 💉💊 @Nrs_Danie]

The difference between me and this Ekuke is that I only drag you if you unnecessarily come for nurses, this local ekuke always cook up stories just to drag nurses

[Dozman @__dozman]

Just take your 5-0 and move on.

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

Another trophy to fight for 😤

We’ll face Paris Saint-Germain for the UEFA Super Cup 🏆

[Dozman @__dozman]

Very good

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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[Dozman @__dozman]

Something something knowledge gap

[Friendly Neighborhood Nurse @WelearnACA24578]

Person dey get hypothermia for naija?
I don learn new thing today o

[Dozman @__dozman]

*meets a masscom student

My brain: Don't do it.
Don't do it.

Me: So you must know how to communicate massively.

[Dozman @__dozman]

It's crazy.

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

i raise you private schools.

tuition fees: ₦1.7m per term

class teacher's salary: ₦117,00 per term

[Dozman @__dozman]

a(a+a)
? = 72

[Beyza @hicasamadim]

bunu çözersen, IQ seviyen ortalamanın üstündedir.

çözebilir misin?

[Dozman @__dozman]

This guy should not be a professional football player. It's disgusting.

[🎬N @Nino12x]

Liam Delap plays a different sport 😂😂😂