Renèe Mikayla

Physiologist | Researcher | SEO professional | Writer | Virtual assistant | Friend of God | Panromantic Asexual | Jack of all trades, master of some.

[Renèe Mikayla @eddie_reign]

What my best friend said, versus the list I posted on my WhatsApp.🤣✋🏿

Love her.

Anyway, it's my birthday tomorrow. Say a short prayer for me when you see this.

[Renèe Mikayla @eddie_reign]

@Shadaya_Knight Salt of the earth?!

[MR DANIEL @Maazijnr]

Having second chance to live again after surviving a ruptured aorta and multiple surgeries.

[Leo @leo_osn5]

necesito spoilers de mi futuro para saber si al final soy feliz, porque sino me mato ya

[𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 ♣️ @luv_meX23]

Writing fics is weird.

One minute your writing a masterpiece of two fictional characters falling desperately in love

The next minute you’re googling the exact layout of their apartment because you forgot where the fucking kitchen is😫

[Renèe Mikayla @eddie_reign]

He prays w us. When I got him, I took him to church when there was no activity. Put him at the altar and dedicated him. He got so born again that he meows to godly songs. They hated him in my former compound, but grew to love him and even speak to him like me.

[Renèe Mikayla @eddie_reign]

In my former house, I used to sit in the balcony to brush his teeth. My neighbors were marveled. I treated him as human as possible to the point, anyone asking of my family, asks of him too. Sometimes when they're passing they call out his name and he meows in response 😂

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

With the way I talk to my cat, I’m sure my neighbors think I have a whole ass baby at home.

[Renèe Mikayla @eddie_reign]

He was like my son. 100% my son. If I buy suya for myself and our eldest, I buy for him too. If I buy pork meat, I buy his share. Cake, parfait, ice cream, the same thing. He loves my cooking a lot. When he acts as a good boy, I cook him special fishy meals.

[? @offprozac]

today’s to do list:
- blame myself
- overthink
- self sabotage

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

If you’re Nigerian and you didn’t drop litter in your environment today, like & RT. I want to check something.

[Renèe Mikayla @eddie_reign]

What I do in situations like this is sending, "Hey, I'm too tired to argue" or "Here we go again." Anything to suggest I'm not ready for a fight. Either that or I go offline and put my phone on flight mode. 😂

[Jake ₊˚⊹ 𐂯 ˎˊ˗ #1 pigeon glazer @FrankIerosPiss]

My bf messaged me "can we talk?" And I said yes and he's been typing for 5 mins how fucked am i

[𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 ♣️ @luv_meX23]

Unpopular opinion: some fanfics are genuinely better written than books people paid $20 for.

[Franz Ferdinand @awesomesadsoul]

I fear one day imma just delete all my accounts and disappear for good.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Omooo

[Renèe Mikayla @eddie_reign]

@Iamtender @Tim76909994 @FBI 😒

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Realll