jay

[izzy 🌾 @devilmeadow]

my little sister went on a date with a young farmer tonight. He decided to gift her a 12kg wheel of cheese...?

[jay @__edaj]

@Moneymayra I’m in the south and people literally claim that it will riiiissee again. They ain’t okay here

[jay @__edaj]

@mendes_mango @406poppy @itszeynabbb @dimuhhx That works two ways. Don’t discredit my experience with male doctors because you had it bad.

[jay @__edaj]

@katie_muczynski @Morrggaannn____ @dimuhhx My female OBGYN was super judgmental, very rude and kind of rough. When I switched to a male he was more gentle and not at all condescending. I love him more

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[jay @__edaj]

I wish a mofo would try to tell me to leave my job 😂

[jay @__edaj]

You quit your job and sold your new car because your new man told you it would be a good idea? That’s him taking away your freedom... and you can’t see it.

[jay @__edaj]

Imagine mistaking isolation and abuse grooming for love. Like girl, what is you doin??

[jay @__edaj]

Then having the audacity to get bitter when somebody calls you out. Bitch, yo bills 12 days late. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[jay @__edaj]

Imagine calling yourself an adult + not paying bills on time, doing dishes or cleaning up your shit!

[jay @__edaj]

@almightyy_ciera It’s been linked that most lipglosses dry your lips look into the ingredients in yours

[Marla Cáceres @MarlaCaceres]

Took my kids to Chuck E Cheese yesterday. A lot of tension in the band.

[onlyastoner @onlyastoner]

i could've been a cop in zero alternate realities

[onlyastoner @onlyastoner]

people have really strong feelings about paper straws

[jay @__edaj]

Bro, my middle school base partner though? Wild

[jay @__edaj]

And every time I'm in Whole Foods I'm just praying there's a fresh pan of chicken pot pie in the lunch bar

[jay @__edaj]

Just thinking of all the men out there who will never take a finger in the ass because "that shit's gay". They are truly missing out.