Emma

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[Emma @__emmaa87]

Missed out on Ashes tickets yesterday, will probably miss out on Oasis codes today so all my lottery hopes rest on Glastonbury 🫠

[Emma @__emmaa87]

@YouBearsssssss I don’t get this “we need the American audience” thing sports is doing right now - keep the yanks out for as long as possible

[Emma @__emmaa87]

World Rugby can get to fuck.

[Times Sport @TimesSport]

World Rugby has ambitions for a Six Nations game to take place in the US, with this weekend’s Baltimore Test between South Africa and New Zealand expected to increase interest in transatlantic fixtures ⬇️

https://t.co/kSdhj2RWoJ

[Emma @__emmaa87]

@YourGuinness Yeah done, thank you!

[Emma @__emmaa87]

@YourGuinness any chance your resales team could pick up the phone or reply back to an email? My original mortgage offer has already lapsed thanks for your teams lack of urgency, I don’t want the same to happen with the second

[Emma @__emmaa87]

Gus babe, you wanna get in on this wicket slaughter or nah? #ENGvPAK

[Emma @__emmaa87]

Watching my inbox fill up while I spend my morning entering Ashes 2027 ticket ballots

[Emma @__emmaa87]

Kinda annoying how good Ollie Robinson has been since being back in the team cos he’s such a bellend #ENGvPAK

[Emma @__emmaa87]

The sign of the being the oldest in the friendship group - the girls are getting drenched at creamfields and I’m looking forward to a weekend of watching the cricket & upcycling some furniture 🙃

[Emma @__emmaa87]

Natural selection in process

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Patients refusing to be treated by non-white staff as NHS reports shocking rise in racism

https://t.co/eJMZ8bybam

[Emma @__emmaa87]

Good. Fuck that potato-headed twat & all the Yank cunts involved

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Uefa to boycott World Cup if Fifa plans go through https://t.co/8Pt08BU02p

[Emma @__emmaa87]

Put that money grabbing bald cunt into a rocket and shoot him into the sun

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: FIFA plans to speed up launch of new World Cup spin-off https://t.co/3jVmSI1hxE

[Emma @__emmaa87]

More Yank bollocks. Roll on the Euros

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: The 2026 World Cup Champions will receive championship 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 for the very first time in history.

Inspired by North American sports tradition, 30 rings will be handed out to the winners.

There will also be limited-edition rings available for fans worldwide.

[Emma @__emmaa87]

Me if I was Thomas Tuchel #ENGARG

[Emma @__emmaa87]

Oh I hope Belgium absolutely rinse the fuck out of these Yank cunts

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

USA-USA-USA 🦅

[Emma @__emmaa87]

England playing in the football, cricket and rugby this weekend and I’m not 100% I have the strength to deal with 3 different disappointments

[Emma @__emmaa87]

Hmm do I continue to watch England disappoint in the football or do I switch over and watch England disappoint in the cricket? #ENGDRC #ENGvIND

[Emma @__emmaa87]

England right now #ENGvNZ

[Emma @__emmaa87]

This score will be even funnier when England are 30/3 tomorrow before lunch #ENGvNZ

[Emma @__emmaa87]

Sitting in an air con’d office with zero expectations from this test team, this scoreline is actually hilarious #ENGvNZ