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never forget that time my friend convinced like 20 ppl (me including) that he was the prince of pakistan

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nah idk about you but i just don’t think we should be laughing about beating kids but maybe it’s just me

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i have personal beef with medway council (i live in wiltshire)

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TWITTER (derogatory) STOP SHOWING ME ED CONTENT CHALLENGE

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this but also with wine

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people who say there are different flavours in coffee are gaslighting you

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claudia winkleman dressed as a car wash

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trying to work out if your stomach rumbling is hunger or IBS😔

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The Prawn Identity

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the straight white men are just mad that they didn’t get invited to the drag brunch

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@BeReal_App you better be waiting for new year’s day to do the full video cuz w h a t is this stats round up thing😭

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@monzo i love you so much but i actually did not need a spending wrapped 😭😭

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what is it with female gyno nurses and being the most judgemental, mean people

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woman and girlhood in 11 words: “people say be kind when they really just mean shut up” - jenny colgan

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quitting poetry because taylor swift has already written it all

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no i DONT want to join your broadcast channel FUCK OFF

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everything is PISSING ME OFF man

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“all acting is a form of gaslighting” 💀💀

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selling one ticket for stevie nicks and billy joel in minneapolis stadium this friday 10th nov. section 334 row 18. pm me if interested!!

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@TicketmasterUK @Ticketmaster what an absolute joke. you’re happy to let me buy tickets with a UK bank account but won’t let me sell them without a US bank account? Am I gonna get my $150 back?

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taylor swift yodel boy collab when