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[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

The age of consent is 16 because 16 year olds bang each other, not because it's ok to have a girlfriend in year 10 when you're 42, Clive

[𝕋𝕠𝕣 ✨ @__findingtori]

Had a weird feeling and went to check the spider I left alone earlier and low and behold it was not where I left it.

That motherfucker was IN MY BED.
Nope nope nope nope nope

[𝕋𝕠𝕣 ✨ @__findingtori]

I’m learning Spanish on Duolingo! It’s free, fun, and effective.

[𝕋𝕠𝕣 ✨ @__findingtori]

If you feel like quitting your job just book a holiday so that you’re forced to keep going to make those payments. Follow me for more life hacks xoxo

[imdatfeminist 🐆 @imdatfeminist]

do u really, truly, genuinely, deep in ur heart think that the same person who had u up crying at night, scrambling for an explanation as to how they could treat u so horribly and as if ur undeserving of BASIC human decency is like...ur destiny? that’s ur king? ur future? fuck no

[Sweet Dee @hotmessexpressx]

@ceaubin This feels relevant because the dating pool has piss in it

[𝕋𝕠𝕣 ✨ @__findingtori]

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[𝕋𝕠𝕣 ✨ @__findingtori]

We’ve progressed into the era of enjoying not having our day ruined by 8am

[𝕋𝕠𝕣 ✨ @__findingtori]

Really missing that ride or die energy 😔 when the whole world is letting you down but it doesn’t matter because you crawl home into the arms of your person and they’re all warm & snuggly and everything feels alright even when it’s not😔

[𝕋𝕠𝕣 ✨ @__findingtori]

Shoutout to the jammy cunt that got a free 9 pack of Andrex cos my ADHD ass cannot get anything right lately.

Trying to see it as a roundabout way of paying kindness forward but like..
I never buy the 9 multipack.. why did it have to be that one ..

[𝕋𝕠𝕣 ✨ @__findingtori]

Me, finally committing to an early night AND actually falling asleep.

My cat:

[𝕋𝕠𝕣 ✨ @__findingtori]

@rococo94 @AngharadParry3 @ChloeBurrows Do better

[ben. 🧠 @bpdbellend]

I’m terrible at sit ups & push ups but my fuck ups are on point

[𝕋𝕠𝕣 ✨ @__findingtori]

@msbexjoseph DEAL

[𝕋𝕠𝕣 ✨ @__findingtori]

Really missing that ride or die energy 😔 when the whole world is letting you down but it doesn’t matter because you crawl home into the arms of your person and they’re all warm & snuggly and everything feels alright even when it’s not😔

[imdatfeminist 🐆 @imdatfeminist]

When you lose someone, what’re you actually losing? You’re losing knots in your stomach when they were ignoring you/gaslighting you/being cruel. You’re losing sleepless nights. You’re losing the stress of trying to hold onto something that always felt like it was slipping away.

[Joanna Young @joannamyoung]

@DrPeterWeeks1 Did you know that a Pringles lid fits perfectly onto a gu pot? You can use them to store nuts, seeds, odds and ends…

[𝕋𝕠𝕣 ✨ @__findingtori]

@mxmsworld The fact that they collectively feel like there’s a problem with Europeans and not the country that FORCES them to live this way, has me in a chokehold💀

[𝕋𝕠𝕣 ✨ @__findingtori]

@Overnight0ats @madison_tayt 💀💀💀💀💀