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My ancestors arrived in Salem in 1680, and survived the witch trials.
I would not.

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literally no one asked but her cat just dropped the sickest drift of 2025

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@WestsideLAGuy You give incorrect advice.

Women with low “body counts” don’t have an “I must have sex on or by the third date” rule.

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@mamiminluvwichu @hollowearthterf Their in-person meeting was stilted and awkward. He made her (and me) uncomfortable by staring at her without blinking and smiling.

He had apparently told her he was better looking than Jude Law which now started to read differently. He’s not joking, he’s super into himself.

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@firebot221 @WestsideLAGuy Yawn.

Judit Polgar exceeds 2600, and of course, your ELO.

The accomplishments of other men aren’t yours to claim.

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@MissAnonFatale @yaginosenshii You’re saying that you got into the shower after detangling your dry hair with a brush and then Olaplex tied all that damaged ends into knots?

You’re saying you didn’t brush your wet, stretchy bleached hair root to tip while it was wet?

Because it looks like that. 😬

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@wydbear I would not want to be married to a man like that. At all.

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@livtalley_coach Not to mention, men who think they’re the prize are prone to lord it over their partner eventually. He needlessly peacocked and it reeked of that kind of thinking. She might have thought all his pod-era comments about his handsomeness were jokes.

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@livtalley_coach Over-complicating it— he made her (and a lot of viewers) uncomfortable because he stares without blinking and smiles like he’s in the horror franchise Smile.

It has the look of a sociopathic smile, that doesn’t reach his eyes.

Being handsome doesn’t make that less off-putting.

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@Antunes1 I just learned it’s from *Love on the Spectrum* — makes sense, this is a classic answer from someone with Autism.

She didn’t realize the assignment was meant to focus on achievable matches.

This can’t be used as evidence to frame 4 billion women as hypergamous monsters.

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@Antunes1 I hate these linguistic traps. She's asked for her "ideal" which is supposed to be aspirational, not for what is realistic.

She already knows tall, muscular, rich men aren't lining up for her, hence she's seeking help.

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@_dannt_ 😬 You can tell he smells like sewage.

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@LibellulaVati @mfkelsy He’s copy-pasting from his notes app.

It means he’s prolifically messaging other women.

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@lizisamused Exactly the experience I’ve had with dating short men. It was never enough that I liked them and found them attractive. It was more, “okay now that I’ve got one at her level, let’s see if I can get better” attitude than with men 5’9” or taller.

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@firebot221 @WestsideLAGuy “According to the Bible”

No one cares.

You can’t even spell or capitalize your proclamations of superior correctly. It’s comically ineffective.

Women will continue to easily accelerate past you in every category of success, so you may want to seek professional help to cope.

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@Aclockworkolive @hollowearthterf Men are in deep belief that women reject them the way they reject women.

They’re not clocking that this man never blinks and he leers with sinister smile. It’s too intense and uncomfortable to be one on one with him, worsened by how full of himself he is about his appearance.

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@Coldheartedmen_ Yes, you did ruin it.

This wasn't honesty, this was an excuse to put her down about her appearance not being up to your standard.

Is it true?
Is it nice?
Is it necessary?

If you can't say yes to all three questions, it's unnecessary cruelty.

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@_SexyySadie Every 20 year old woman dreams of making a mid-life crisis baby more likely to have autism. Wait, no.

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@YeaItsMeMilky Aesthetically pleasing people can also be terrible and commit crimes.

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@hlggprst Consider the pressure to achieve they face, while having grown up with demoralizing racist commentary about themselves and their family.

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@MurrayHillGuy1 We'll just ignore that he never blinks and stares at her uncomfortably like he's in Smile 2, eh?

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@PNWConservative @Antunes1 Exactly why she answered the question so literally, because they asked for her "ideal" match, which can be fantastical.