johnroberthurley

Filmmaker / Theatre Artist / Biweekly Tweeter

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Humanity forgot that the Mycenaeans were real and not just poetic stories until the 19th century. We will be ok without some statues.

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@LaraLeaTrump @realDonaldTrump Fuck you

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Don’t like the breakdown of the social contract? Arrest the people who f*cking broke it. #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd

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I lived enough in college to have a healthy fear of Dorito’s pointiness.

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Is it still insomnia if I don’t have to get up?

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Things I Worry About : Being seen on the stairs walking up to my roof. I live on the first floor so I feel like upper floorers will view me as a weird intruder for traversing their territory to get to the roof. #nycanxiety

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#Me: Copies Apple’s white text on black background.
#Client: The white text on black looks cheap and underproduced.

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@nick_gandiello Have Trump supporters never seen somebody deflect feedback? He’s like a resistant first year actor.

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LPT: The smallest enormous package of #TP #whitestgold you can purchase from @costco is just the right height to hold a laptop during your now endless pandemic baths.

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SPOILER: I was a LOT more attached to Dolores’s arm than Caleb’s pardner. #westworld

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I’ve done a lot of research but I still don’t know what the right amount of procrastination is.

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i sneezed while eating tuna and saltines, so i have to take another shower now

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I’ve eaten myself into a corner where the only way out is through 12lbs of Costco Lasagna. We’re all doing our part.

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same brother, same

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I got paid my NYS UEI today. I applied four days ago, made no phone calls, just 10minutes doing the questionnaire. Given the horror stories I’ve heard, I feel guilty.

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I think we should be using the term “shit heel” more, these are definitely shit heel times. #shitheel

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Woke up at 3am, dropped mouthwash top in the toilet by accident, starting over tomorrow.

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I have 12lbs of lasagna in my freezer, this Garfield cosplay life is getting out of hand.

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I ate the last of my #TraderJoes #almondcroissants today. #Quarantine gettin’ #real. #iateall4today

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My dad taught me how to sit quietly and my friends taught me how to make a bong out of a mouthwash bottle, so quarantine is going well.