Asghar Abbas

Goodflow

[ahad... @former_ahad]

Indians are like, "Why is Pakistan embracing the Indus Valley Civilization now?" Meanwhile, this is what I was studying in my history class back in 2008.

[PancreasNoWork @PancreasNo]

More sauce than any other Sci-Fi ship

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

Lol my mom had a trick that was undefeated! She would stand in front of me with a belt in her hand.

[Asghar Abbas @__iceburger]

@utdYousafzai Me

[Asghar Abbas @__iceburger]

@thisischeese_ Favorite

[Asghar Abbas @__iceburger]

@thisischeese_ Jo baat hai

[Asghar Abbas @__iceburger]

@thisischeese_ Easy scene hai❤️

[daood @notdaood]

Khanenei has 2 mottos of life:
Respect women and fuck Israel

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

PM Modi is the official father of Pakistan... #NewIndia

[Ali @Aleyfarooq]

missile dikhakar physics parha raha hai 😭😭😭😭😭😭 pakistanis are built different

[Asghar Abbas @__iceburger]

@fatimazyhra @thisischeese_

[rants @rantspakistani]

3 of my friends called today to tell me they became fathers recently… I’ve snorted pretty much every drug with these clowns back in the day. 2 of them dropped out of uni, hit the rock bottom and then fixed their live (I assume). They asked what I’m up to and I was rolling a j

[Asghar Abbas @__iceburger]

The only reason twitter is still banned is because they forgot how to unban it

[champainpapi @pranshushhh]

we’re bilingual she's fluent in gussa hona im fluent in usko manana

[Momna:) @momnakhalid295]

University group chats are so strange. you ask something simple like, "assignment ki last date kab hy ?" and get ignored by 36 people, like it's a pure secret.