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Birmingham.

📸 owen_reynolds

[OR🖖 @__inquisitive]

@bridgetjanis

[OR🖖 @__inquisitive]

@StokeyyG2 Everyone in Hennesey's were singing "Cherioo" as they all left

[~ @7why__ydm]

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[Simon Miller @SimonMiller316]

It’s fair to say WWE goes overboard with the mystery angles. Fans just go wild with what could be.

But this is fantastic. Danhausen just gets it. He thought a life size clone had been creates and drops a “Ah s**t” when it didn’t work. 😂

GW4L

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I bet barn owls were ecstatic to see humans come by and put up barns.

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

I am obsessed with this Japanese man using AI video to put himself into movies

(he's on IG at @ai_am_furufuru)

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Why are threesomes only for sex?
Why can't I join in on a couple's argument in public if I have a good point to make?

[Farmer @farmerneverdies]

I never should have open X account for my farm animals. I'm having a hard time controlling 'em .

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

why u all up in my business big fish

[NailsAndNY - Egomaniac-Hausen @NailsAndNY]

When you open Twitter and there’s more Danhausen content

#LoveThatDanhausen #Smackdownhausen

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[Poet @poetscorneruk]

Never forget Harry Kane is doing all of this in sketchers

[Estelle @PhoenixParade]

Went out in Birmingham the other night and got dismayed at how pleasant and nice it was rather than being a terrifying shithole, I feel lied to

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@stephenasmith APOLOGIZE and Danhausen will think about maybe possibly pondering lifting your curse.

Also send human money.

@FirstTake

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

My coworker texted me on Teams:

“First deadline is very close. Email me immediately.”

There was no deadline.
There was no email.

That was a code.

“First deadline” means: Boss is approaching.
“Email” means: Stop what you’re doing. You’re being monitored.
“Excel” means: You’re safe.

My coworker mentioned “first deadline” and “email” on Teams.

I didn’t ask questions.
I didn’t text back.

I just closed all the open tabs on Chrome.

Then, right in front of my desk, there was my boss asking about a project report.

I had already submitted it, so he went back to open it from his side.

My coworker stared at me from the far end of the office. Then typed Excel.

When we met in the parking lot at the end of the day, he said quietly:

“Boss suspected you were not working and headed straight to your desk.”

He drove home without adding another word.

Neither did I.

Saving a coworker from a bad situation is better than being loyal to a boss.

[bort @tacobort]

That gap in my resume is from when I was an Avenger

[Amogh @guyfromhills]

drinking 2-4L of water daily helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing

stay hydrated.

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)