Isa

probably judging you

[Isa @__itsisabitch]

#DearFutureBoyfriend

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

my two year old just said “mommy why is life the same every day?” like damn existential queen! u tell me

[Moses @MWashingtonSC]

Just made $1400 in my sleep, I’m built different.

[sunny☀️ @nohoesunny]

hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologize to every single person i’ve talked to like i’m really sorry.

[mel @UNFUCKWITANGEL]

same energy

[Elde4vientos @erikbandz__]

Girls will stop and get iced coffee but won’t stop for gas. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Kat Groom @Katlyn_Marie06]

Meredith Grey & Cristina Yang would already have a COVID-19 vaccine

[Jennifer 🌷 @Jennnnyyy23]

In San Antonio we dont say “you missed the exit” we say “where you going” 🤔😂

[Alejandro Barragán @AlejBarragan]

This is so embarrassing for our city.

[Tabrat 💞 @tabratttt]

Your soulmate will know exactly how to deal with you.. Flaws and all..

[liss @021_beans]

VANESSA WAS BEATEN TO DEATH, CHOPPED APART, BURNED, AND HAD CEMENT POURED ON HER. THERE WAS BLOOD ALL OVER THE ARMORY ROOM AND NOBODY SAW OR HEARD A DAMN THING?! SHUT THAT FUCKING BASE DOWN!!

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face

[molly @mollykhadija]

when girls mention sexual assaults men’s first response is “happens to men too” yet when men talk about the high rates of male suicide which is a very valid problem in our society you will NEVER find a girl say “happens to girls too” because we understand basic empathy