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@vitaminsneeded @charlieINTEL It doesn’t say explicitly that there is no disc though?

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@tdawgsmitty @Battlefield Done

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[Luke 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @LukeKC67]

What my rustler burger sees when it’s in the microwave

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

Posing for the DPD delivery driver when he takes a photo of my parcel

[Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26]

"Jermaine Jenas & Huw Edwards to present a podcast together about being sacked by the BBC. It must not, repeat must not be titled Huw Jenas"

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Fair point well made

[Brendan May @bmay]

Oh my sweet Lord.

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Tell me you’re a Tory without telling me you’re a Tory

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@KyleP_ @InbetweenerVidz @maxandpaddyline Iconic

[jack @__j4ck]

Taking piss here that’s just a steak bake

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Ancient tablet reveals unique perspective on Noah's Ark. Recently translated, a 4,000-year-old tablet originating from ancient Mesopotamia (present-day Iraq) provides intriguing insights into the origins of the biblical story of Noah. This tablet recounts a similar narrative, presenting intricate guidelines for constructing a colossal circular vessel called a coracle. Notably, it emphasizes the entry of animals in pairs. The tablet documents the divine instructions given by a Mesopotamian deity, outlining the construction of a massive craft spanning approximately two-thirds the size of a soccer field. The vessel's framework is described as consisting of rope and wooden ribs, with a protective coating of bitumen.

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King 👑

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Busta Rhymes wasn’t feeling this female fan grabbing his butt 😭

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Proper numpty

[mel @music4carz]

this is so sweet pls

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@regan__palmer @J_CartwrightN0T @KyleP_ When you’re eating it off a man’s cock

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@jackjewsbury Always got to make it about him

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@harve0670 @ratemyplatenow Why not Neil?!

[jack @__j4ck]

The lad right at the end swinging for the steward and missing 👀

[💙 @DajerbalJames]

Get that steward a UFC contract immediately

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@UNILAD @ladbible Biggest load of shit I ever wasted my time reading

[jack @__j4ck]

🙀 calm down you nutter

[Bonnie Tangey @BonnieTangey]

Wrote, “will you marry me?” in the sand. Hope it fucks up a couples holiday.