Jack Agnew

[Skoog @Skoog]

A stray kitten walks up to me on the street.

It’s not a kitten. It’s a raccoon.

I’m not me. I’m a raccoon.

We battle.

[rye @kaisalad]

this is such a... deep... deep memory... i almost can’t tell if it’s... real... https://t.co/mGeq4d8kU5

[Jorkin B. Peanitson @bonerman_inc]

give the boba fett movie to taika waititi you cowards

[Fight for the Future @fightfortheftr]

Hey

twitter

this

is

not

a

drill

the

FCC

just

announced

that

#NetNeutrality

ends

on

June 11

unless

we

get

Congress

to

stop

it

retweet

to

sound

the

alarm

https://t.co/S8d0Oyhr5y

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

RT if you're still not over Jub Jub's death in Infinity War

[Julie Waller @julie_a_w23]

@DebbyRyan since you liked my last tweet about you coming to seussical our drama club has become famous. We used our schools $3000 camera on this video to convince you to come see seussical at:
Lansdale Catholic High School in Lansdale PA
April 13-15
https://t.co/r67RB5bOi2

[Julie Waller @julie_a_w23]

@DebbyRyan please come see Seussical at Lansdale Catholic High School in Lansdale PA April 13-15 you’re our inspiration! #imradiorebel #rejectthestatusquo

[Jack Agnew @__jackagnew]

@DebbyRyan all of us at the Lansdale Catholic Drama Club (Lansdale, PA) are huge fans of the Disney classic Radio Rebel. It would mean the world to us if you could acknowledge or come to the show (April 13-15). Reject the status quo #iamradiorebel

[Austin Animal Center @austinanimals]

We need your help! We've been near capacity for a while now but yesterday we tipped the scales and we're officially OVER capacity. We have no more large dog kennels left and are having to keep these pups in pop-up crates in our meeting room. We need adopters and fosters TODAY.

[Falcon @FalconX9K]

These are three separate movies

[Olivia Marquardt @oliviamarq8]

Vine compilations can be equivalent to this generation's Funniest Home Videos

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Kim Jong Un is a Jake Pauler.

[Mer 🍕 @merbrowder]

Me in PA: it’s so boring

Me anywhere else: I was born in HersheyPark, I wake up to the Rocky theme & eat cheesesteaks for breakfast, my senior thesis was on Sheetz vs Wawa, I’m 1/4 Amish, 1/4 hoagie, & 1/2 Founding Father, Carson Wentz is my baby daddy, potholes make us stronger

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

I’m thankful for big dogs and small dogs, young dogs and old dogs, dogs with great floof, and dogs with no floof, dogs who protecc, dogs who attacc, and dogs who snacc, dogs with wheels and dogs who heel, dogs who save lives and dogs who high five... I’m thankful for dogs

[Yes Theory @YesTheory]

Dear @elonmusk,

Two years ago we took a picture with Prime Minister @JustinTrudeau for our Holiday Card. We sold them at $5 each and raised thousands of dollars for Syrian Refugees. This year, our goal is to get YOU in our Holiday Card (all proceeds to Puerto Rico).

You down?