fatphrodite ✨

she/her — free Palestine 🇵🇸

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

air is cranked at the DMV I should just spend the day here

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

I was responsible for the groom’s gold wedding ring this weekend and I’ve never felt closer to Frodo in my life

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

skinny girls will be like “ugh, I love your confidence” and im just wearing shorts

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

pretty sure a spirit got in bed with me last night

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

just unnecessary for it to still be this bright right now

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

@zach_idiot MINIMUM

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

I miss Judy gemstone

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

@goooseafterdark you got it 😎

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

First unemployed Monday 🤪✌️

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

lost one of my carts I bought the other week I want to die

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

In 4 minutes I will officially be unemployed

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

@goooseafterdark OH NO I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT I THOUGHT YOU SAW IT ALREADY I TAKE IT BACK I SAID NOTHING

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

I’m on the last episode of The Boys. please don’t disappoint me

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

@goooseafterdark Loved it. I wept. My only complaint is they named the baby Robin

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

i like sitting in laps I’m too big for like a dog

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

@vageenah Oh fun can’t wait for that one

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

at what point in the grieving process will I be able to delete my father’s profiles off my apps

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

feeling ✨insecure✨

[fatphrodite ✨ @__jackieeeeeee]

dating is a humiliation ritual