Jordy E 🐢

// Twin Mama //

[Jordy E 🐢 @__jballs]

Strawderberries for lyfe

[TYLENOL® @tylenol]

@Jen_in_TX We actually don't recommend using any of our products while pregnant. Thank you for taking the time to voice your concerns today.

[Arynne Wexler @ArynneWexler]

Trump took time at the Super Bowl to meet with special needs kids

The media will never show you this

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The @DOGE team just discovered that FEMA sent $59M LAST WEEK to luxury hotels in New York City to house illegal migrants.

Sending this money violated the law and is in gross insubordination to the President’s executive order.

That money is meant for American disaster relief and instead is being spent on high end hotels for illegals!

A clawback demand will be made today to recoup those funds.

[Jordy E 🐢 @__jballs]

@TMobile @TMobileHelp when your representative won’t even let you speak to a supervisor after being placed on hold repeatedly for over 50 minutes… 💀 I guess I’ll be switching back to Verizon.

[Jordy E 🐢 @__jballs]

@andresIrivas A golden pothos is super low maintenance!

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

There will be no explanation 🖤

[Words @wordstionary]

it's me & my back pain against the world

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

The lights are so bright, but they never blind us ✨

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Look who hit the Sunday Matinee 👀 Welcome to #ChiefsKingdom, @taylorswift13!

[Words @wordstionary]

it's me & my back pain against the world

[ERNEST @ernest615]

@JshLttrll @jakeowen Barefoot blue jean fight*

[Lindsey Anderson @lnanderson]

A fitting "Lavender Haze" in the sky this morning. What a sunrise to kick off the first day of #TaylorSwift #ErasTour in Kansas City!!

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

i deserve a fatter ass.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

I have received a lot of wild fan mail over the years.

This package that arrived today is certainly being added to the list.

[Jordy E 🐢 @__jballs]

@KinseyRae25 I can pencil that into my schedule 🥰

[Jordy E 🐢 @__jballs]

@kimbo230 I’ve never been happier for you 🥺🫶🏽

[Stephanie deGiorgio @DrSdeG]

What is this shitty not-flu, not-covid, not-RSV thing going around??

It has taken out my team at work one by one and both kids poorly now. I had it two weeks ago. Felt bloody awful.
Making people get tracheitis, febrile, sore throat.

Any virologists know? Paraflu?