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A happy clam filter feeding on life

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Dear twitter sorry I share so much of my personal life here now I just don’t want to overburden my friends or coworkers with my shit

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Here’s my thick ass, as a treat

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I have no content. I want to make custom content.

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I’m tired of asking people for money this month I just want people to start giving me money at this point. #findom #paypigswelcome #paypiggieswanted #paypigs

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Good morning Twitter. My ass needs to be worshipped.

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God all I follow on Twitter is porn so I’m here all depressed like ok let’s see and NOPE I only used this for porn the past few years

WHERE MY DEPRESSEED HOES AT

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The first time you kissed me it was when we were flipping through my car crashes and other sad stories photo book. Our first kiss was as we were looking at death. I guess I should’ve known better.

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@pulte I could really use some help with my bills right now. I won’t be able to give anyone anything but a smile for Christmas at this point. The kids are going to be bummed. I usually get them an adopt an animal from @SierraClub

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Hey rich white asshokes, why don’t you work the day and let any (if any, you assholes) let your black coworkers have the day off

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Reasons making Juneteenth a holiday is a good and also terribly bad idea: sitting outside on a private lake, late at night, overhearing some rich white people talk about how they’re going to take Monday off just because Biden made it a holiday

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@DumbFatPaypig Hot.

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I am -depressed-

[chance @chanceposts]

if you’re fully vaccinated, the cdc says you can release your inhibitions and feel the rain on your skin

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Here I am, the only fully vaccinated person in the kitchen I just started irking in, the only person wearing a mask.......

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Big news from the CDC: If you’re fully vaccinated, you do not need to wear a mask – indoors or outdoors, in most settings.

We’ve gotten this far. Whether you choose to get vaccinated or wear a mask, please protect yourself until we get to the finish line.

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@BridgeCitySin Cont: I hope that I can be a part of this movement regardless. I’ve got a voice. I need it to be heard. Fuck. solely because I fluctuate between sizes doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be heard.
LETS START A BAND DAMMIT

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@BridgeCitySin Sometimes I feel like I can’t do anything because I am fat. Then I remember these videos. This is not me calling anyone else but myself fat; just me seeing representation in women my size and the industry I want to be a part of.
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@bassmamiii Yep. Still haven’t dealt with my rapist but he added me on Facebook recently.

[T-Man the D-Man @realTonyVentura]

Back in my day, I could walk in a store with $25 USD and walk out with 6 Porterhouse steaks, 2 chickens, a case of beer, 5 bottles of wine, 2 loaves of bread and a gallon of milk. Can't do that today. To many fucking cameras.

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Period day one cramps and hunger euGGGGGH

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@fuxkaudra I hope you get some help, dude. You have so much to offer the world. Sorry to see this way. Please try even a bit take care of yourself.

[Rep. Teresa Leger Fernández @RepTeresaLF]

Indigenous peoples are more American than Rick Santorum.