Laura

“Let me live, love and say it well in good sentences.”

[Laura @__lauraeb]

@missfeven It was like a whistle was blowing whenever she spoke!

[Laura @__lauraeb]

Ope’s ego is terrifying because he did not have one ounce of genuine interest in Angelista until he became jealous #loveislanduk

[Laura @__lauraeb]

Fiona giggling her tits off every time she murders someone feels totally different now she’s shown her true colours #TheTraitorsUK

[Laura @__lauraeb]

Imagine having such a big head that you can’t believe someone would share information with their friend over you! #TheTraitorsUK

[Laura @__lauraeb]

I think Fiona is wildly egotistical and quite unpleasant. She puts on a good front though! #TheTraitorsUK

[Laura @__lauraeb]

I can’t believe Reece is in the hot seat and he still can’t remember the tea from last night! #TheTraitors

[Laura @__lauraeb]

I bet Amanda used to falsify evidence #TheTraitors

[Laura @__lauraeb]

Reece has got to be thick! Why hasn’t he raised that he was with Stephen and Rachel at the tree and they asked him to leave? 🤯 #TraitorsUK

[Laura @__lauraeb]

I’ve just finished episode 8 of #SellingSunset and if I don’t see a public apology for Chelsea, I’m boycotting the next season.

My girl sent some flowers and Mary is crying “personal attack”?

Be serious!

[Laura @__lauraeb]

Andrada is so real for dragging Dejon about his camera remark #LoveIsland

[Laura @__lauraeb]

@yagalEish @_watchsunrise I was a deputy headteacher until I recently moved into advisory work for literacy and early language development. I know the factors that play a part, which is why I work to close the attainment gap in the EIA and PIEA. I understand perfectly, and I stand by what I said.

[Laura @__lauraeb]

@yagalEish @_watchsunrise I think it’s valid, and not necessarily a criticism of Meg. It highlights the importance of communication skills in all areas of life. She can’t make sense of how she’s feeling, or demand the respect she deserves because she doesn’t have the words.

[Matt Stevens @MattStevns]

@Uber_Support @mtpennycook 🚨STAGGERING:
In a mind blowing phone call @uber just admitted to me that they have no idea who is delivering their food…

They admitted: drivers can appoint a substitute driver; but there is no way of Uber knowing who that substitute is, or if they passed checks.

Dangerous!

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

you are absolutely right.

she's been cripwalking and going to an IMMACULATE home to a 6'5" tech billionaire, active father, philanthropist, feminist, and women's maternal health advocate who makes their children custom drawn fucking pancakes every weekend (I'm not kidding, look it up) and buys his daughters entire sports teams while investing in women's sports worldwide.

you bitches are absolutely INSANE to try and downplay her life and blessings in any kind of way, because you're supporting a rapper that doesn't even know your name.

BUT YOU SHOULD BE MAD. And anybody who fumbled 23-time Grand Slam champion Serena Williams before Alexis Ohanian got to her, should be absolutely sick about it.

I am cackling at the audacity of nameless and faceless men trying to lessen her life. TUH. 😭

[Laura @__lauraeb]

Every time I watch #LoveIslandAllStars I’m reminded of how fake men are because what is this?

[Laura @__lauraeb]

Catching up on #LoveIslandAllStars and they need to give Omar the £50k for not spinning Grace’s jaw when she told him to shut up 😡

[Laura @__lauraeb]

I wonder if *being* Ekin Su is as exhausting as *watching* Ekin Su #LoveIslandAllStars

[Septimus Prime @septimusajprime]

SAMMY IS BACK!!

#loveisland #LoveIslandAllStars

[Laura @__lauraeb]

Ekin is so busy fabricating issues for airtime that she can’t even remember to keep a straight face 😂 #LoveIslandAllStars

[Laura @__lauraeb]

Couldn’t Sammy have chatted to Elma on TOWIE if he was interested? #LoveIslandAllStars