that unavoidable moment when you’re talking to somebody and the conversation of getting pulled over gets brought up and you have to tell them about how you ran over someone’s leg
I had a dream that I had to give messi a giant lion tattoo on his back except I didn’t have a tattoo gun so I just started painting him with tattoo ink
Texas just made weed a felony after over 70% of voters voted to legalize it. Is this what we call a democracy when the representatives of a state will openly defy the will of voters because incarceration rates went down so much and prisons lost money? Texas is a fucking republican-ran hellhole.