Carrsen

[Carrsen @carrsnot]

@embernic This but with pickles

[stimmy ⚢☭ @stimberbee]

I go garbonzo on her bean until that chick pees

[hunter @3gpmh]

haven’t had sex in months they’re gonna build a spirit halloween inside me

[Carrsen @carrsnot]

Second puberty during 100 degree heat ain’t for MOST OF YALL TOU WOULDNT LAST A DAY IN MY LOUIS VUITTONS

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Texas just made weed a felony after over 70% of voters voted to legalize it.That's what happens when incarceration rates go down and prisons start to lose money.

[Carrsen @carrsnot]

@deiqoo Retweet

[Carrsen @carrsnot]

@throwawaypt2 I am SO extroverted at work that it often scares me. But I can’t stop.

[miso ⚢ @misonotes]

all left handed people are queer but not all queer people are left handed

[Carrsen @carrsnot]

@shutupsimaurn Recession indicator🙂‍↕️

[Carrsen @carrsnot]

@D3MSHIZA Can confirm

[Carrsen @carrsnot]

Save me three finger combo

[azka @artyfiber]

"are you a boy or a girl" what if we make out and see whether you feel gay or straight

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’ve been called weird and annoying but never unfunny or boring. let that sink in.

[Carrsen @carrsnot]

@probablyhamza Me the next time im required to leave

[Carrsen @carrsnot]

@cherrcor ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[jake @wormpuller]

Smoked the weed that has me speaking fluent Cocteau twins

[Carrsen @carrsnot]

They should invent a wedding toast that sounds original

[Carrsen @carrsnot]

@KrisSirg I’m all for shipping but isn’t this kind of a reach ?

[Carrsen @carrsnot]

And for my next trick I’ll defy your every gender expectation

[Carrsen @carrsnot]

@brndxix Me alone having this exact experience with this exact movie