Evan Sampson

software dev all day, game dev all night (if I'm not too tired)

[Evan Sampson @__majorbummer]

Damn this critter got hella legs!!!
We're gonna call it a hellapede!!

[Evan Sampson @__majorbummer]

She makes me weak in the knees. Circle strafe to avoid my smash attack and strike my knees for 3x damage.

[Evan Sampson @__majorbummer]

#PS5Share, #MarvelsSpiderMan2 Tofuuuuuuuuu

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Dinner with Hoyte van Hoytema, “the” cinematographer (Interstellar, Oppenheimer) and Jordan Peele, the director! 🍻

[Evan Sampson @__majorbummer]

please please, call me Super
Mr. Fucking Stupid was my father

[Evan Sampson @__majorbummer]

@SwiftcastJolt What game is this

[Evan Sampson @__majorbummer]

@Trianguls C'est magnifique

[Evan Sampson @__majorbummer]

@j0rts It's your civic duty to "um actually ☝️🤓" them

[Low Poly Videogame Foods @LowPolly]

Doritos and Mountain Dew - Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker (2010)

[Evan Sampson @__majorbummer]

Last night I had a dream I was watching Seinfeld Funniest Clips on YouTube and there was a scene where George was reading a magazine called Liar Magazine yanna because he lies a lot

[LS LemoneFresh @LS_LemoneFresh]

I was given a vision from god I am just the meager messenger.

(Twitter was killing the image.)
https://t.co/vxNnslnOhn

[Evan Sampson @__majorbummer]

Just realized the massachusetts drug enforcement agency is probably called madea

[Evan Sampson @__majorbummer]

@jimreese69 Handsome?

[Evan Sampson @__majorbummer]

So many true crime YouTubers and no fake crime ones

[Joyce Manor @JoyceManor]

PUT EMOJIS ON MY GRAVE IM THE DUMBEST GIRL ALIVE

[Evan Sampson @__majorbummer]

@AeacusAeolus Turning on tweet noties for next time

[Evan Sampson @__majorbummer]

@inking_g Your favorite protagonist is at the door

[Simpsons Albums @SimpsonsAlbums]

Death Grips- The Money Store (2012)

[Evan Sampson @__majorbummer]

@myterioustable It'll rise again

[Evan Sampson @__majorbummer]

Wish I was a tortured genius but instead I'm mentally ill and of average intelligence