Maria

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[Maria @__mariamaria]

@kmbeehan

[Maria @__mariamaria]

@kmbeehan just went HAM on your Twitter feed xoxo

[Maria @__mariamaria]

@kmbeehan HAHA

[Maria @__mariamaria]

@kmbeehan I ship this couple

[Maria @__mariamaria]

@kmbeehan Love this for u

[Maria @__mariamaria]

@carelesswh1mper literally don’t know if I should cackle or burst into tears when I get the donation e-mails

[Maria @__mariamaria]

It appears I have returned for my annual tweet.

[Maria @__mariamaria]

I thought lockdown was hard when I was 8 months pregnant. The universe really said “LOL idiot, here’s a 9 month old - do it again”.

[Maria @__mariamaria]

@CMOH_NL Does this include orders from Skip the Dishes?

[Maria @__mariamaria]

my reaction to the NBA “celebrity” game lineup https://t.co/gMF7GLB2ZT

[Maria @__mariamaria]

@sam_tre_

[Maria @__mariamaria]

@kmbeehan

[Maria @__mariamaria]

I have eaten every morsel of food that was available within the province and now I shall return home. #PEItrip

[Maria @__mariamaria]

@kmbeehan

[Maria @__mariamaria]

@kmbeehan Dump him, sis

[Maria @__mariamaria]

@kmbeehan You’ll always regret this

[Katie Beehan @kmbeehan]

Dave thinks the new #Jumanji is better than the original and I think we should break up

[Katie Beehan @kmbeehan]

My cat when her food dish is only half full:

[Philip Clarke @ClarkePhil]

As a teacher, I knocked myself out headbutting ceiling pretending to be a particle, star-jumping off a desk.

I've set my arm on fire when lit ethanol trickled down sleeve, from my hand.

I've burnt my ear listening if gas was coming out of a bunsen.

Please don't give me a gun.

[Maria @__mariamaria]

@kmbeehan @OsheaJacksonJr