Chili Matt

Chili Cheese Dog & McRib Connoisseur

[Chili Matt @__mattjohnson]

Just ate lunch #full

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

There’s a quiet epidemic attacking college football stadiums

[OKC THUNDER @okcthunder]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OKC HISTORY, THE THUNDER ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

The part is 45 dollars because Toyota camry is the best made car of all time

[Joe Binder @JoeBinder]

Pope Leo XIV made the broadcast while at Game 1 of the 2005 World Series

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

He’s probably eaten more hot dogs than all the previous 266 popes combined

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

“Babe, please keep it light at Thanksgiving.”

“Of course. Just gonna chill.”

Me after 3 drinks:

[Billy @TxBornSooner]

Embarrassing... A 7 time national champ should NOT rush the field After becoming Bowl Eligible

[Andrew Adams @AAdamsWX]

If we storm the school I will be embarrassed. We are not a storming school

[Chili Matt @__mattjohnson]

Absolutely embarrassing if this happens.

[George Stoia III @GeorgeStoia]

Certainly looks like OU students are preparing to storm the field.

OU hasn't stormed the field since 2000.

[Chili Matt @__mattjohnson]

@OU_Football

[Chili Matt @__mattjohnson]

A few penny sized hail stones near 19th & Bryant in Moore @NWSNorman @AAdamsWX

[Chili Matt @__mattjohnson]

I believe if you work at a single place for 21 years you should be able to drink on the job. At that point your tenure there is of legal age.

[Chili Matt @__mattjohnson]

I have decided to be a good guy this year in fantasy football. Gonna root for everyone to just have fun, unless they’re playing me that week. Everyone will be cheering my name come January

[Chili Matt @__mattjohnson]

Alright I might have just started on the path to become a villain again on accident

[Chili Matt @__mattjohnson]

@AAdamsWX Don’t try and rain on my parade

[Chili Matt @__mattjohnson]

FEELING GOOD AFTER CHECKING IT TODAY LEZZGOOOOOO. I CAN SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL

[Chili Matt @__mattjohnson]

I’m back to checking again. Not gonna be able to retire this year 😔

[Chili Matt @__mattjohnson]

@Meyers_Drew16 You’ll be back 👑, like you said only up from here.

[Chili Matt @__mattjohnson]

There’s nothing quite like eating hot soup for lunch on a 100+ degree day

[Chili Matt @__mattjohnson]

@VivintHome