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[Eric @amerix]

Look at the man who is an ALCOHOLIC,

Look at his belly.

Look at his liver.

Look at his financial decisions.

Look at his marriage.

Look at his children.

That is your future if you do not stop.

ALCOHOL IS BAD.

[Eric @amerix]

Do not drink alcohol.

Alcohol is bad.

It wastes money.

It ruins sleep.

It ruins discipline.

It brings the wrong friends.

If you drink, stop.

If your circle drinks, leave that circle.

CHANGE or PERISH.

#ManDay

[Technolojesus @VkBoit]

brother, this is AMOS (all meals one sitting)

[Byte Meister @__mwenda]

@Bossyator So now the flow is going to change to; customer contacts business > business asks for phone number > conversation happens and sale closes outside the app.

Alot of business was actually happening inside the app itself, so I don't know what direction they're trying to take

[Kimaiyo. @Kimaiyo]

Ukikaa chini and analyze properly, hakuna kitu pombe inakusaidia hii life.

It's the sad truth.

[Eric @amerix]

If you are an alcoholic, plan to avoid alcohol and alcohol events for 3 months.

All those so-called friends will disappear.

Or get broke, or jailed, or sick,

You won't see them.

That should be a wake-up call to stop drinking.

Alcohol is bad. No friends. Just pests.

[Nate @natebjones]

Me with 25 agents asking for approval

[Byte Meister @__mwenda]

@iamjoseh_ That guy is the one helping the ones in the 2 adjacent buildings to get light in their houses. The moment he sells, because eventually he will, let them forget light or anything to do with their balconies

[Eric @amerix]

People who masquerade as your friends are waiting for you to fail so that they can celebrate.

They are waiting for your

• Business to collapse

• Marriage to fail

• Car to be auctioned

• Job to end

• Social media page to be suspended

Narrow your circle of friends.

[Byte Meister @__mwenda]

@_mr_mutinda Mambo ya TTU ni ngumu iyo kichaka chunga sana usilie baadaye

[Byte Meister @__mwenda]

@droid254 @HonWetangula 😂😂😂

[Byte Meister @__mwenda]

@Joshmenawe @_mr_mutinda 😂😂

[Byte Meister @__mwenda]

@__tucci__

[Byte Meister @__mwenda]

@K24Tv Let him remember power is transient

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇦🇪 A UAE citizen discovered his passport had EXPIRED just before traveling from Dubai Airport...

He went to the airport’s passport renewal section and got a brand-new one in just 8 MINUTES.

Remarkable efficiency.

Writer: Mhedi

[Baffa @Mal_Baffa]

There's a small window in life when your parents are healthy, your children are little, and everyone is happy and together. It feels like it will last forever, it won’t. Cherish every moment of it.

[Byte Meister @__mwenda]

@MainNeli_ Facts. If Righy G is wise, let him be a king maker. Let him back these guys. Otherwise iyo upuzi walk nayo that Kila mtu wants to be president will divide the votes

[Tomasz Łakomy @tlakomy]

We used to estimate “tickets” in “story points” and you could get away with building CRUD API for 2 weeks

[Uncle BigBay @unclebigbay143]

Crocheting a working QR code?????
Insane is an understatement. This is pure wizardry ✨