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[OptimusCrime🗿 @kimosabeXL]

Assassination is really the highest form of recognition an investigative journalist will ever get.

[KABABA @GeneralWaitish]

Hakuna kitu sijaona kwa mjengo.
Subcontractor wa welding deni ilifika 1.2M unpaid for 4 months.
Around 2pm akaleta drama kwa site nikakimbia nikajifungia kwa ofisi. Brooo alikama na machine akachomelea mlango ati nitatoka akilipwa. 5pm ivi nikakazwa na mkojo, nilikojolea thermos.

[__Cipher @__ndiranguM]

Never let the noise of the market deter you from buying whatever you came for

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Hio tweet ya age, uko club unapiga pints na your gacungwa after a long week alafu mtu anaturn your friday into a feminist seminar

[__Cipher @__ndiranguM]

@ngughii Jiheshimu Ngugi

[__Cipher @__ndiranguM]

@xysist Those guys are using unroadworthy lorries to do construction..such an eyesore

[🦋El~Fuego🫦 @fuegoshawrry777]

Tumeni salamu

[Guillaume Meyer @guillaumemeyer]

🧹watermarks-remover now supports watermarks from OpenAI and Gemini in addition to Claude.
https://t.co/OxSdnAjEGe

[__Cipher @__ndiranguM]

@Mwanziajeremy 😂😂😂

[RealBadGyalllTiff @XO_Nzasu]

My Cousin(26) is texting me talmbout some "hujaona 3rd born wangu"
Like omggg girlll use your butt😭😭😭😭😭wdym 3rd born at 26????

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

We're balls deep in corruption and nepotism as a nation so kama in the 80s babako alikua anakimbizana na wamama ama aligonga ndoo mateke badala ya kutengeneza genuine connections ata usome rocket science na uirehearse kama Bible verse you're bound to be a failure just like him

[Keith Ang'ana @AnganaKeith]

Hizo funding models (the Cost-Sharing one na the Differentiated Unit Cost) zilikuwa na subsidies mzito sana zenye hatuwezi sustain any longer.

[__Cipher @__ndiranguM]

Mnakuwanga na mchezo saa ingine

[Repo_deals @Auctioneer001]

Mtaleta 3.6M😃

[__Cipher @__ndiranguM]

@nut3case I sometimes feel that whatever is yours will finally find you irrespective of how you decide to structure it..

[Hell on Earth. @g_chantal7]

Can't wait to get my money up and start using words like 'saturday napeleka gari service', 'hii full tank ishaisha?', 'nitakucall nadrive sahi' shouting to other drivers 'ona huyu wazimu' 'cable iko kwa gari' 'nitakudrop' 'huko kuna parking?' 'funga belt' 🕯️🙏

[__Cipher @__ndiranguM]

Naona badge iko imara angani

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

The first sign of low esteem and lack of self acceptance is posting black &white photos

[__Cipher @__ndiranguM]

@Sceptre360 I never believed that champ haha

[26 @Eryr_]

A friend who is an experienced international chef with 20 years of experience has told me that no goose in the history of cooking has ever been cooked like the president's goose.

[__Cipher @__ndiranguM]

😂😂 growth mamen..

[Shad @_shad_s]

Kuna wakati pesa ilikuwa inaingia kwa account yangu naanza kufikiria vile nitatumia a certain evil kikuyu woman from Kabete pesa ya kununua chicken na fries, siku izi ikiingia I only think about myself, najinunulia a new pair of sneakers ama boxer zingine nanunulia kuku chakula.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Fixed it for you minister for state militia.