OptimusCrime🗿

Borderline modern-day Diogenes.

[OptimusCrime🗿 @kimosabeXL]

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"

[iBoU👨🏽‍🚀 @Ib_Regista_]

Les mecs avec des costumes de Spider-Man agissent tous bizzarement 🕷️

[X @Xouy17]

Y'all don't ignore ppl enough. That's why you stressed out.

[OptimusCrime🗿 @kimosabeXL]

@_justvic1 Pesa ndio libido😭🙏✌️.

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Wasanii should be mysterious until it's time to speak about social issues ama? Ndio mnakumbuka wanafaa kua vocal???

[OptimusCrime🗿 @kimosabeXL]

@kipsangii They are out already?! Masaa ya road trip Sasa😂

[teddy☔ @2manst3p]

my love language is letting you have the lower lip during a make out sesh

[bum @BattleRapBum]

told this lady “congrats on the pregnancy” and she said “im not pregnant”

[nerd @finalkiIIcam]

if you’re bisexual do you keep your body counts separate

[OptimusCrime🗿 @kimosabeXL]

@manlikesaiya Grass is green aah tweet.

[Mr. Cosmic 🇦🇷 @WillieTanner187]

Este chiste me parece mas gracioso ahora. Deadpool sabía cosas.

[Emine @7alabiyye]

Grown man posting himself oooooh u love them little hearts don’t u whore

[OptimusCrime🗿 @kimosabeXL]

@cyeeeee__ I endorse

[RIIROK🔆 @Chepremacy]

1st link up activities.

[CATHY MUTUKU @cathy_mutuku]

Good evening @edwinsifuna we have seen people jumping off from UDA to join linda Mwananchi and I know you remember the people have the biggest say, hapo kwa AISHA JUMWA, tumekataa, we are not going picking everyone who feels they need somewhere to hold. We are watching👀

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Dem kutoka block na kuuza kuma deserves the same recognition as someone who has worked for it.ama huwa mnafikiria just any pussy can give you shit? Kuna madem hata free dick hawapati.

[Kal-El @Umarkaoje_]

the thief when they gave him the sack to open

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

My transition from Ls to Ws this August:

[OptimusCrime🗿 @kimosabeXL]

@luko_rito How much did they offer you?

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

marie curie, mariah carey, mariah the scientist 😭😭😭

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Former CS Njuguna Ndung'u describes President William Ruto as a micromanager who makes government officials act out of fear.