icky mcphiphi

dmv based playwright//works: pumpkin’, bearface 🌵 all opinions are my own

[icky mcphiphi @__nojohns__]

regular thread of things my friends say

[Tia. 🥭 @SkrrtOnTia]

If they told me 6 weeks ago that the “New Hampshire grim reaper”, my client.. would turn into a loser over Charlie’s brother, I would tell them to stfu 🫩

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

Trinity to Kayda: #LoveIslandUSA

[MJ @mjdoctheyillme]

core 4 stans + kenzie stans put the swords down for one night, we have a bigger enemy to deal with at the vote. #loveislandusa

[tooty ❦ @yumjikeu]

kenzie understanding tierra and kc’s reasoning for choosing them cause she was still exploring but disagreed with melanie when she basically said the same thing ??? #loveislandusa

[Beba @beba_typical]

He CLOCKED, GAGGED AND DRAGGED THAT DIRTY HAG!!!

[Warren @swd2]

Notice when you want an abortion the fetus is a person but when we talk about immigration, actual children are called offspring.

Words matter. They are saying the Nazi shit out loud. Listen to them.

[B3RNI3🐇 @itgirlsince2005]

#Ouushii

[icky mcphiphi @__nojohns__]

ayo these producers HATEEEEE KC 😭 GET HIM AGAIN!!!

[Tee @te3skii]

“Me and Corbin decided to close it off”
The girls:

[SIERRAH ☆ in the villa 🏝 @sierruuuuhhhh]

genuinely how the core 4 + kenzie was moving at that recoupling #loveislandusa

[v 🖤 @veespasms]

rage aside that was a fantastic episode the girls booing corbin was a hall of fame moment 😭😭😭

[imani = geepee @thehoodkurapika]

“i’m not talking to you though so stop talking to me”

OH THAT NEW YORK JUMPED TF OUT

[gstar @gomomoratele_]

Oh friendship island you mean everything to me 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

[binny 𐙚 is seeing ariana in 5 days @burkinababee]

her gagged like she wasnt telling niggas to fuck themselves with a cheese grater😭

[jolt @meltborne]

kc deadass is the biggest loser i’ve ever seen on love island and that’s saying something cause there’s a lot of them. he couldn’t WAIT to pull out the door excuse since he’s been holding resentment towards ALL the girls since day 1 #LoveIslandUSA

[Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle]

BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.

[mac @MacDoesIt]

This is huge news btw

[jill @jillw00ds]

The men being the ones staring across the water this season in shambles………. I used to pray for times like this

[beguey. @hijabeys]

i’ll slap tf outta sincere