Pretty Melo

ChatGPT hater

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Printers and dish washers are such scams.

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Dead fresh Carlton

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@SchefflerLegion @DataGolf Freddy Couples

[BtreeU19 Soccer @braintreeu19]

After the game several Brockton players were heard complaining under their breath in a foreign language.

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Si Woo Kim more like P U Kim am I rite? @skinrule

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@SainiLaw Harpreet Saini 😂

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Shane Lowry weather

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Good morning

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I’d like to see AI bitch about working in the cold

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@RudeStranger Junk mail
Junk email
Junk phone calls and texts
It never ends

[Good Point @RudeStranger]

Once you start listening to things at 2x speed you can’t stop

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

Cumtown was a government psyop to guide opinion among young men. They selected three archetypes: pathetic worm simp, 4chan schizo misogynist, & fat normie slob. Stavros is (arguably) the most successful because he represents the most common archetype and thus has more mass appeal

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@RichBeeker No death penalty. Hang him by his nipples until he cries on repeat.

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@townofbraintree Where do we park

[Ryan Petersen @typesfast]

The difference between who you are today and who you’ll be in 5 years is almost entirely made up of the books you read between now and then.

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The overrated guy is getting the other overrated guys caddie? 😂 incredible stuff @ThoughtGenie

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🔄⛳️ #REVOLVING DOOR — Collin Morikawa will have Tony Finau’s former caddie Mark Urbanek on the bag this week in Memphis. The move marks the 5th caddie change for him this season.

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@ThoughtGenie You were right all along. They’re the worst on and off the course

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Finau and Morikawa. Dead to me.

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@Noirchick1 The hat that Benny the jet made Smalls burn

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@ThoughtGenie That’s it?