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bad choices make the best stories

[Panda w/ Insults @topher2825]

UFC is rigged

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 ⧉ @JoroJrn]

I PURPOSELY ignore hints so people can speak up and be direct like an adult.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Bro to bro.

[👽 @awwheyuu]

when a bitch try and use beginner level manipulation on me

[Dave @GamewithDave]

Are you this old?

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

i’ve never seen one in real life… i’m flabbergasted

[Art Gallery @X_ArtGallery]

Guy Buffet - The Making of the Perfect Martini

[amelia ⋆ 𐙚 ˚. @_st4rgaz3r_]

he got me there 😭

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

Women should start their lives at a mental institution and prove their way out.

[- @__pxvi]

When responses take 1-2 business days

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

What’s the quietest sign a relationship is already over?

[Paris The Icon @_ParadiseParis1]

The realist thing 21 Savage has said

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

Calling a death threat gay is hilarious

[Mandy 🌹 @BasedRose]

NO!!!! Not Diddy!! 😱😭😂

[Daniel @General_D__]

Your taper fade after three days

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

check up on yall homies man niggas really be wanting to die

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

@jarule You don't have that juice, big man.

Rest.

[- @__pxvi]

Nothing heals the soul like pho after a night out.