《El》

Hate Elon, love shitposting.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

For the record, bombarding me with pictures of athletic women to ‘teach’ me that women don’t all look like Barbie is like spamming me with pics of differently-shaped potatoes to prove rocks are edible. I can still see the difference and you look frankly bonkers.

[《El》 @__s0cks__]

@rentifosi GOOD LUCK!!

[《El》 @__s0cks__]

Gamblers should try hanging their washing out when the forecast is unclear

[katerpillar @katerpillarAO3]

whenever i'm not able to instantly identify and understand every possible theme of a text it feels like this image

[EvanAC @EvanAboutCinema]

He’s NOT unemployed. He has a LETTERBOXD ACCOUNT where he POSTS REVIEWS.

[《El》 @__s0cks__]

Guy in the pub has a t-shirt that says drum and bass with the d and b crossed out #holybased

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

*bang bang*

A fish

*bang bang*

A discussion

*bang bang*

A suspension

*bang bang*

A resurrection

[𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇 @BrowseHorror]

“Romulus was just ok”

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

when the Feel Very Very Bad Disorder makes u feel very very bad but if u talk about the Feel Very Very Bad Disorder u feel guilty & embarrassed so u just continue to feel very very very bad

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

the bad news for people in my life is that i am very mentally ill right now. the good news for people in my life is that my main coping mechanism is baking. cookies n’ cream cookie !!!!!

[miles @milesdotgov]

Glass of water? Nah, I don’t mess with that stuff man, makes me piss

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

bro last night was a folk tale orally passed on through generations

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Shelley Duvall in The Shining and 3 characters based on Shelley Duvall in The Shining

[《El》 @__s0cks__]

"Ow my joints hurt!" Says the man with the joint-hurting syndrome

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Visiting your hometown is so crazy cause on one hand you’re forced to reckon with every ghost of unresolved trauma from your past over and over forever but on the other hand there’s like that one sandwich that’s so good

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

Xenomorph frogs sculptures by Li Changchun

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

POLYCULE BUT INSTEAD OF SEX WE ALL GO ON QUESTS TOGETHER

[rye @v_osamu]

randomly missing people you literally hate and don't want back in your life

[Jai Is Always Right ☺️❤️ @DreadedJai]

Shut up