monica

law + social work student; dairy-free ice cream connoisseur; midwesterner in an east coast world. she/her 🏳️‍🌈

[monica @__sassinaglass]

“What’s your name?”

“Monica.”

“Like Monica Lewinsky?”

“Yes, exactly.”

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

“What’s your name?”

“Monica.”

“Like Monica from Friends?”

“Yes. Yes exactly.”

[monica @__sassinaglass]

@RuthGeye Or…both

[monica @__sassinaglass]

I’d be a lot less angry about @united cancelling our flight because of “forecasted or severe weather conditions” if the weather forecasts didn’t look like this:

[Rori Picker Neiss @roripn]

Re-upping my question to Attorney General Bailey:

When does Missouri get to be the safest state in the nation for *my* child?

[monica @__sassinaglass]

@RuthGeye I miss them so much and wish the they chose the worst of the three restaurants (bar verde) for the fraud instead of the best

[monica @__sassinaglass]

@MTA if OMNY is supposed to replace metrocards, why can’t one use OMNY to exit the AirTrain at JFK?? I know a metrocard is $1 but a) it’s the principle of the thing and b) the AirTrain + subway already costs an absurd $11.

[monica @__sassinaglass]

@MTA if OMNY is supposed to replace metro cards, why can’t one use OMNY to exit the AirTrain at JFK?? I know a metrocard is $1 but a) it’s the principle of the thing and b) the AirTrain + subway already costs an absurd $11.

[monica @__sassinaglass]

would love to see the stats re: hot dog sales at Guardians opening day this year vs. last year given that Muslims, Jews. and Catholics all couldn’t partake yesterday

[monica @__sassinaglass]

happy Passover to all who observe, ft. very niche content

[monica @__sassinaglass]

@RuthGeye Power moves only from Dr. B

[monica @__sassinaglass]

@Juicewag Sounds like my dentist, with its neon signs that say “floss like a boss” and “plaque is wack”

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Kesha, reading from the forest management safety handbook:
1. It's going down.
2. I'm yelling timber.
3. You better move!
4. You better dance. (?)

[monica @__sassinaglass]

@RuthGeye Keep me POSTED

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. @RonDeSantisFL has declared war on drag shows.

He is pushing to shut down venues that host drag shows, claiming they are endangering kids

But the DeSantis admin was just CAUGHT RED HANDED fabricating claims about the shows

Follow along for receipts 🧾

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[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

What is oxygen and is it safe? The BBC investigates.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

When we paint abortion as something Americans are evenly split on, we feed into the lie that what these extremist lawmakers are doing is actually on behalf of voters. IT'S NOT.

This isn't what Americans want, it's what a powerful few demand. We have to talk about it as such

[monica @__sassinaglass]

@anfriesen @LeorSapir Yeah that’s reasonable. That’s why I trust medical and mental health professionals who provide care to trans folks (and trans folks themselves) more than you on gender affirming care.

[New York Times Education Pitchbot @GreyLadiesNYC]

We MUST Determine the True Origin of the Virus We Are Now Completely Ignoring and Allowing to Kill and Disable Thousands Every Week

[Rori Picker Neiss @roripn]

It doesn’t matter if they really mean it. It doesn’t matter how you parse their words. What’s clear is that there is an entire vocal and powerful group in this country that has decided that it is politically advantageous to marginalize, demonize, and criminalize trans people.

[Naftuli Moster @nmoster]

I can attest that over the last two decades, hitting in Yeshivas has become much less frequent.

But to deny that it's still a common practice is nothing short of lying & gaslighting.

It takes advantage of the fact that it's hard to prove what happens inside those insular walls.

[monica @__sassinaglass]

@RuthGeye Train Geye